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Joey

Hemorrhoids Tickle!

About Me

Born and raised in Huntsville, AL. Now I'm in the Navy until '09 living in Hawaii. Tickling things. Farting. Watching kangos playing bloody knuckles. Drinking. Conversation's over homies.

My Interests

makin money and chillin

I'd like to meet:

That new tennis player chick that's got the camera commercial. Maria Sharapova is blazin...I also want to go back in time and meet my 19-year-old self, and tell him not to join the navy.

Music:

Chamillionaire and the whole Color Changin' Click, Barry Manilow, Kenny G, Kenny Loggins, Kenny Rogers, Kenny Chesney,BoyZ II Men, Kriss Kross (MAC DAD), Outkast (and the whole dungeon including Purple Ribbon), T.I., Big Tuck, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Devin the Dude, Cee-Lo, Dirty, Cam, American Football, Alkaline Trio, Flamming Lips, Death Cab, Sabadoh, Belle and Sebastian, John Lee Hooker, B.B. King, RHCP, me, Musiq Soulchild, Bubba Sparxxx, 2Pac, Biggie, and a bunch of shit that i don't feel like typing out so punch me in the face if you don't like me then.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Rumblefish, MITCHELL, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Clerks, Sin City, Evil Dead, Belly, Bluehill Avenue, Friday, Zatoichi, Kill Bill, CB4, Juice, Caddyshack, Don't be a Menace, See no Evil Hear no Evil, Boyz in the Hood, Kiss of the Dragon, Team America (fuck yeah), and any movie made by Quentin Tarantino or Kevin Smith.

Television:

Mr. Show, Curb your Enthusiasm, Drawn Together, the o.c., Sportscenter, Family Guy, Mystery Science Theater, Rap City, Deadwood, The Shield, History Channel, 70's Show, Scrubs, and Nip Tuck.

Books:

I don't know how to read...
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Heroes:

Panthro from the mutherfuckin Thundercats (HO!) Optimus Prime, Mario, Battletoads, the Fonz, Steve, Baseball, oranges, pepperoni, musty shirts, finger nail clippers, shoe polish, toilet paper, and most of all Hacksaw Jim Dugan: