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Turkey

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About Me

I coach football. I talk shit about my players behind their backs and walk around everyday like I hate my job. This may be due to the fact that my players have absolutely no respect for me. Oh well, just another day... and another losing effort on the field.

My Interests

Form tackling
-STANCE!
-Too slow!
-Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy
-Roll!!!
-CHOP CHOP CHOP!
-Ball Level

I also enjoy taking up and coming high school football programs, draining all of the potential out of them in the offseason and changing everything to a system that doesn't work... just because I can. I'm fuckin Turkey. Believe it.

My Blog

Garlic Bread

YOU ASSHOLES! ONLY TWO PIECES EACH! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Posted by Turkey on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 09:36:00 PST