I'd like to meet:
Me, back when I was young, so I could preach to that badass and tell him to enjoy it cause in the future he'll find that society nuders you, shaping you into just another drone of everyday life. Somebody put a bullet in me! hahaha!!!
Music:
Every type of music pretty much
Movies:
Wedding Crashers, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Old School, Euro Trip, The Girl Next Door, Cheech and Chongs, Crash, Scarface, Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Taxi Driver, Man on Fire, Before Sunset, Notebook, Closer, Hellraisers, It, Sin City, Saturday Night Fever, Boogie Nights, 40 year old virgin, Anchorman, Requiem of a Dream, Magnolia, Spun, Kids, The Sea Inside, True Romance, King Kong, Enter the Dragon, Game of Death, and of course Fight Club.
Television:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ultimate Fighter, Family Guy and Arrested Development
Books:
Heart of Darkness, Angels and Demons/ Da Vinci Code (although it wasn't as great), Secret History, Orlando, Medea, Everythings Eventual, Fight Club, and fyi Kite Runner wasn't that great-Amir is one of the biggest pussies I've heard/read about in my life.
Heroes:
Grandparents, my siblings, Che Guevara/Mohandas Ghandi, Bob Marley, Kanye West, Achilles, Aeneas, Socrates and especially me, myself and I.