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About Me

The token black guy, brought to you by the creators of he's a nice guy, They say that he's sooo nice I?d, let him date my daughter, Like he was a white guy He?s not like the rest, he?s a private flight guy, That's why I teamed up with him, I'm the token black guy. My name's Ainsworth, somtimes called the Chosen One, a name bestowed upon me. Born and raised for 4 years in Kingston, Jamaica and the other 4 in the Blue Mountains. "STRAIGHT OUTTA DI YARD!!!!!" But I joke, I like to make people laugh, do stand-up once in a while. I'm told I'm pretty funny, sweet, caring, a philanthropist (lol). Now I know you might of heard that nice guys finish last, and oh yes, I've been told I'm very nice, but I don't let that discourage me, because I'm definitely the exception to that rule. Then again, only the ladies can really decide that one. I love to meet new people and if you'd like to know more about me or just wanna talk, feel free to drop me a message.

My Interests

Stand-up comedy, acting, chillaxing with my friends, working at DOTS (women's clothing store), acting a fool, making a scene, playing soccer, the guitar and drawing. I also practice Tracy Kempo, a martial art geared towards dispatching the opponent rather than self-defence, I mean sure, I can defend myself with it, but why do that when I can permanently stop the attack/attacker? I also like participating in cage fighting tournaments, somewhat like the UFC. I also like to make examples of martial art instructors that overcharge students while teaching them to fight wrong on purpose (Karate America, not that I'm naming any names), lol and I'm serious I have witnesses, I do this for fun. (In Patrick Star from Sponge Bob Square Pants) I also like pretty flowers, rainy days, long walks on the beach and turtles. Did I mention, I like swimming (with dolphins, lol

I'd like to meet:

I am looking meet anyone and everyone that?scool, out going, witty, friendly and knows how to send and take joke's. These are strict preferences and that are to be follow to the T, any thing else will not be accepted. All my friend and I like to play andwe play hard, pussy footers will not be tolerated. {WARNING} not following the criteria will cause deletion of your profile and the plummet of your of what you thought was a social life. You will be picked on, kick, beaten, and will be subjected to wedgies, purple nerplus, and swirlies, hell what ever I feel like having done to you.So don't be afraid to send a requestView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

I like everything, except for some country. I mostly listen to Rock, R&B and Soul Music, anything that can control my mood in a non-violent kind of way, due to the fact that my interests involve so much violence.

Movies:

COMEDIES!!! I love Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle. Anything that can make me laugh, because in turn my laughter is contagious. I like Martial Arts comedies, like Jackie Chan, Kung Pow and Kung Fu Hustle

Television:

I'm a big-ass kid so I like watching my cartoons.

Heroes:

I have so many who influence me that I can't list them all and it wouldn't be fair to the ones who I didn't list if I did choose to list some.