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Shorty is hot like a toaster♥

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About Me

Y I'm a pretty shy and quiet person.
Y I do talk when the occasion calls for it.
Y I have mean tendencies, usually people deserve it, but for real, don't fuck with me.
Y I don't rat, I have better things to concern myself with than other people's fuck-ups
Y I enjoy just about anything that combines chocolate and peanut butter.
Y I'm easy to impress. Unless you're a moron, then I'll just want to kill you.
Y I will never understand why they always like the blonde girls better. What's wrong with having dark hair?
Y I'm just about the worst driver, ever. No joke. Ask anyone who has ridden with me.
Y I work at McDonald's, basically the awesomest job in the world. And my friends there? Basically amazing.
Y I really love chicken nuggets, the color purple (film, book and shade).
Y I've met a famous rapper. Chances are you haven't.
Y Totally, psychotically addicted to Charmed.
Y I think that Cole and Phoebe are fucking epic.
Y Oh, if you don't know who Cole and Phoebe are, find out before talking to me. The end.
The Golden Girls are the only reason I exist.
Except for maybe these kids:
And that is the random rambling that is my life.
I'm also pretty sure I can be contacted via AIM at Pink Lemonade876.
Also, I was accepted to college. Be happy for me.

My Interests

Purple. Jimmy Neutron. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. Hemp jewelry. Lawn Flamingos. Madden '05. Livejournal. Emo. Sugar. Little black dresses. Speech. Summer time. Chewbacca. Ice hockey. My lawn. Trampolines. Tech. Coloring books. Peanut butter and chocolate ice cream. Tri-color rotini.. Penguins. Squirrels. Spanish Language. Music. Xbox. Photoshop. Cows. Surveys. Drama. Labs. Photoshop. Stick RPG. Random nonsense. People I don't know. Thursday nights. Wal-Mart. Charmed.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Megan Haney
Birthday: 3/27/1988
Birthplace: Waterville, Maine
Current Location: Oakland
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, French and Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: None
Your Weakness: Big brown eyes
Your Fears: Skunks, Clowns and the dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Hm, bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save enough money to get to school in January
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up: *sigh*
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't effin' know
Your Bedtime: Usually like 11ish
Your Most Missed Memory: Junior year
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, ew.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither.
Single or Group Dates: Single, but both are fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Disgusting. No.
Do you Swear: Mmhmm
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: For the most part
Have you Been in Love: Sure have
Do you want to go to College: I have every intention on it
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not usually
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I'm kinda cute
Are you a Health Freak: Hahaha. Ya, right.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I'm not home alone.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, ew.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nuh-uh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just Benadryl and Ibuprofen
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sure have
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope, soon I hope though
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope :(
In the past month have you been Dumped: Um, kinda sorta, but kind of not
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Pretty much.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yeah...
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my brother
Ever Shoplifted: In the past.
How do you want to Die: In some kind of freak accident when I'm wicked old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A radio personality
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain would be SO bad ass.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Taller than me (not too tough)
Weight: Small enough so I can adequately hug them.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever's most comfortable for them
Number of Drugs I have taken: Zero
Number of CDs I own: About a bajillion
Number of Piercings: Just my ears
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one.

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Your Brain's Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

I'd like to meet:

Cool people. I'll be the judge of that, thank you.

Music:

Incubus. Blink 182. Armor for Sleep. Finch. Atreyu. Godsmack. Breaking Benjamin. Dispatch. Eric Clapton. John Mayer. Jack Johnson. Taking Back Sunday. Story of The Year. Jimmy Eat World. Duncan Sheik. Ben Harper. Better Than Ezra. Elliot Smith. Guster. Blues Traveler. Jason Mraz. Damien Rice. Ben Kweller. The Killers. Dave Matthews Band. Howie Day. Ben Folds. The Mars Volta. O.A.R.. State Radio. Throwback. Oasis. From First to Last. Flogging Molly. Audioslave. My Chemical Romance. Hawthorne Heights. Bright Eyes. Juliana Theory. A Matchbook Romance. Queens of the Stone Age. Billie Holiday. Ella Fitzgerald. Louis Armstrong. Dashboard Confessional. Frou Frou. From Autumn to Ashes. Gavin DeGraw. Ryan Cabrera. Stone Temple Pilots. Lost Prophets. Joss Stone. Senses Fail. Bush. Weezer. Hendrix. The Beatles. Matchbox 20. Lit. Nirvana. Queen. Incubusx2. Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Zox. The White Stripes. alexisonfire. The Spill Canvas

Movies:

I don't like kung-fu movies, or westerns. Otherwise, I'm game.
Especially if Orlando Bloom is playing. Whoa baby.

Television:

So I watch Charmed like it's my job, but I also enjoy That 70s Show, CSI and Food Network.

Books:

About the best book ever? White Oleander.