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matt

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

There's not really much to say. I really like photography, but I don't get to do it much anymore. Check this out. i've been playing bass and guitar for about 5 years. I hate movies. They bore me. TV too. I have a girlfriend. You're just jealous because she's more awesome than you.

I'm done. Talk to me when you have something intelligent to say.

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My Interests

music and computers and german and travel and germany and german food. oh, and...um...wait, no. i'll think of something else. OH YEAH! i almost forgot that the penguin rocks. and by that i mean linux. yes.

I'd like to meet:

anyone with a band that i can play bass for. i just wanna play music again. ::cries::

Music:

anything that rocks. as long as it's good rock, with good lyrics and a good rhythm. i'm really in love with garbage right now. whoa. talk about hot stuff. i also have an ongoing interest in these bands:Acceptance, AC/DC, Audioslave, Barenaked Ladies, Beautiful Creatures, Cold, Collective Soul, Dave Matthews Band, Dope, Drowning Pool (with Dave Williams, of course.), Edgewater, Fuel, Goo Goo Dolls, HIM, Ill Nino, Incubus, Guano Apes, Hootie & the Blowfish, Infected Mushroom, Limozeen, Live, Lostprophets, Magna-fi, Memento, Mudvayne, Oasis, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Queen, RHCP, Seether, Shinedown, Silvertide, Spineshank, Static-X, Stereomud, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, Sugar Ray, Switchfoot, Taproot, Taranchula, Tonic, The Prom Kings, Traveling Wilburys (Roy Orbison owns you. Yes, he does.), Trust Company, U2, Velvet Revolver, Vertical Horizon, Verve Pipe, theSTART,Wolfsheim, ZZ Top...and anything you can find me that sounds something like any of these, i would love to hear it.

Movies:

i really don't like movies. don't even ask me.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut. He is a genius. Slaughterhouse Five, Galapagos, Cat's Cradle...good, good stuff.

My Blog

Valentine's Day is a really dumb day.

So I've been thinking about this whole "Valentine's Day" thing. What is Valentine's Day? How did it get to be synonymous with giving gifts and anonymous cards? Why are the single people always left...
Posted by matt on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 08:27:00 PST

george carlin's rules for 2006

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain o...
Posted by matt on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:05:00 PST

There was a need for clarification.

Apparently, there was a problem with how my most recent blog about the over-commercialization of Christmas has taken over the world. Ergo, I clarify:Watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas". I know we've a...
Posted by matt on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:25:00 PST

i hate christmas.

AP Pope: Christmas Polluted by Consumerism Sun Dec 11,10:17 AM ET VATICAN CITY - Pope Benedict XVI said Sunday that Christmas festivities have been polluted by consumerism and suggested that ass...
Posted by matt on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 10:13:00 PST

The penguin owns you.

Linus Torvalds is a genius. I love my Linux desktop. The ability to put things where and how I want to without having to look at the same decorations day after day is really great. Oh, and not ha...
Posted by matt on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:59:00 PST

black people are white on the inside.

Four lionesses put their imprint on history Wed Nov 23, 6:36 AM ET USA Today Historians have always been partial to the lions of a movement. Maybe this is so because men are largely seen as ...
Posted by matt on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST

people like this guy make me sick.

VIENNA, Austria (AP)- British historian David Irving was arrested last week in southern Austria on a warrant accusing him of denying the Holocaust, the Interior Ministry said Thursday. Irving was arre...
Posted by matt on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:59:00 PST

sorry.

The Ultimate Survey Version 1 I. About you Time started this: 11:31 AM Name: Matthew Ross Warner Age: 19 Gender: male Birthdate: 03/17/1986 Birthplace: Beech Grove, Indiana Current Locatio...
Posted by matt on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:20:00 PST

death by atrocious grammar.

First things first. "YOUR" AND "YOU ARE" ARE NOT THE SAME. "Your" is a possessive pronoun, used only in situations like "Your dog ate my shoe." Or, "Your ugly face is in my way." It is spelled Y-O...
Posted by matt on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:10:00 PST

Ich hasse dich so viel. Gar so viel.

Heute Morgen habe ich mich entschloßen, dass die Uni so blöd ist. Man muss gar nichts wissen, um mehr Studium zu machen. Es macht mir kein Sinn. Endlich bin ich mir der Schule fertig, und danach m...
Posted by matt on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 08:45:00 PST