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§h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco

I hate when people say talk is cheap, I guess cuz im the kind that let the money talk for me

About Me

Hey whats good yo? I'm Joe or joey. Or as some people call me paco. Got that name in middle school and the name just stuck with me. I also go by Shocker which I got from Holmes and the freak show on 104.5 wsnx. I am a 22 single father who loves his daughter more than life. She is always first priority in my life. Second is my job. I stay extremely busy with work. im into lifting weights, Im practicing muay thai and brazilian jiu jitsu, the whole party thing is just getting old. Dont get me wrong, im down for a few drinks, but not much of the party action anymore.
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Name: Joe,Joey,Paco,Shocker
Birthday: 1-17-84...capricorn BEEOTCH!
Birthplace: Austin, Tx - §¤µ±h§¡Ð£r for life
Current Location: Hoe-Land
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: not with the left cuz you know im Right
Your Heritage: White,Mexican,and Phillipino
The Shoes You Wore Today: G-Units
Your Weakness: Something
Your Fears: What ever it is scaring me when I jump
Your Perfect Pizza: Dominoes with pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Ill have to wait for this one
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wErd
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why do I always have to pee so bad
Your Best Physical Feature: Workin out to make everything the best
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Robbie Vernon...Brother who passed away @ age 9
Pepsi or Coke: Coke...Then again everything is coke when your from the South
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: You have fun either way
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Twist
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither...mocha grande latter double split is just too much to say
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: FUCKEN RIGHT MOTHER BITCHES
Do you Sing: Yes...but not in front of anyone
Do you Shower Daily: Damn right
Have you Been in Love: Thats a touchy subject
Do you want to go to College: Like your mom
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Why Wouldn't I
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Not sure
Are you a Health Freak: Kind of...oh health?
Do you get along with your Parents: I LOVE MY PARENTS
Do you like Thunderstorms: Helps me sleep better
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually a few days ago
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: As clean as jesus would be
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box...You think im a Pig?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: If thats what you call it
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: I took a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The "picture frame" for my grandmother from Crackel Barrel
Ever been Drunk: Like a motha fucka
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: No, I do the beating
Ever Shoplifted: Look up 4 questions
How do you want to Die: Doing what I love...Street Racing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Where my stepdad is, Happy with a family and his own business
What country would you most like to Visit: Homeland...Phillipines or Mexico
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Nothing to bright
Short or Long Hair:
Height: not taller then me
Weight: not more then me
Best Clothing Style: anything nice and not gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: nothing to brag about
Number of CDs I own: I got an ipod...screw CD's
Number of Piercings: a few is nice
Number of Tattoos: nothing freakish
Number of things in my Past I Regret: If I made a list, it would turn into a book.
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Which of 8 Drugs are you? (Very accurate)

Methamphetamines
You are Methamphetamines. Crystal Meth, Ice and/or crank is probably what you're doing at a party. You can bet you are hearing the radio thats not there and answering questions not asked. You are a very high strung individual. Friends call on you when they need some help with the chores, they call you speedy gonzalez. You are a hyper and tightly wound insomniac who is always looking for something new to keep you occupied.
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My Interests

First and foremost is my Daughter Mya. That's daddy's little girl. Ill never leave her. No matter what anyone says. Here is a little slide show of my precious princess.Get Your Own! | View SlideshowVideo Games rock ass. Grand Theft Auto Vice City and San Andreas or Grand Tourismo 4.And now the mother of all games...SCARFACE!!! Have you ever played games on 61 inches of flat screen tv in surround sound? No? Well come on over and give it try!Hangin with my the few guys I can call my boys. You guys know who you are. Goin to the clubs with my boys is an event.If your with us, you can guarantee the poorest person in the club will be gettin drunk with us. Thats just how we do.Working on any imports. Especially honda's. And if you know me...you have seen this car and all of it's ups and downs.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Yes glowsticking. Much more prefer to string. So if you got some stringing skills and want to string, get ahold of me. I got the perfect porch in my backyard.Im also a big paintballer. So if you think you got some game and want to shoot it out...I got a field ready for war.

I'd like to meet:

All my old friends...and make some new ones. I am an open person and not shy. So if you want a friend...HOLLA AT YA BOY!Here is my view on real life vs. internet:Here are my views on going to the movies:And finally...Drunk Driving:Here is an Old School game for you...enjoy!
Which Entourage Character Are You?


Eric 'E' Murphy
You're a street-smart hustler with a heart of gold. Your devotion to your friend is the real reason you do what you do. You pulled yourself up from a managing position at Sbarro's to being a formidable watchdog for Vince's career. That takes a lot of wit and moxie to accomplish. More than that though, you're there when your friend needs personal advice. That's why Ari can be fired, but you will always be around.
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Music:

Music is life. Ask anyone. There is a song/genere/artist for everyday for every mood. Think about it.Techno and some rock when im racing or flyin down the highway.Rap or R&B when im cruisin.You can even catch me listen to some good ol classic rock every now and then. Stevie ray vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, Eagles, and my all time favorite. Santanna...nothing like playin anyone of his cds and drinkin a cold brewskie to pass the time.

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Movies:

There is only one movie...ScarFace. Enough said.Take the quiz:
Which Anchorman Are You?

Ron Burgundy
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.You are Ron Burgundy. Witty and charming, everyone loves you.

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Television:

Cops Family Guy SpongeBob Square Pants Pinks - Yes even though the host sucks balls.AND THIS KICK ASS COMMERCIAL:Here is for my e-tard people...you know who you are.

Books:

The only book I have read in a long time was The Firm. Read it while I was locked up. I was told that if you dont finish a book in jail you will end up back in jail. Good thing I finished it.

Heroes:

My one and only hero...My mother.

My Blog

This is what it is all about

a few of my all time favorite video's where I have learned from and finally...the video that started it all for alot of theUNTOUCHABLE guys who now str...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:31:00 PST

What bike do you think I should get?

Let me know what you guys think I should get for spring/summer next year. Number 1: Number 2: Number 3: Number 4: I will also hopefully have an Audi 1.8T. And possibly trading in Suzie's must...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

Let's get together and help those less fortunate!

So holmes and big mac will living in a two men and a truck...truck untill it is filled with food to help those less fortunate have holidays worth being happy and thankfull for. So lets help. Here is t...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

The one day of the year I never look forward too...

Not cuz its friday. This actual date. October 20th. Exactly 8 years now and you have been gone. Everytime i wake up on this day...I feel like crap. Stomach upside and I feel to horrible. I ask the on...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

Texas all the way...F-U Cali...

somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Texas came back and put them in their place at the bottom. --And I put a little bit on here that those hippies out west need t...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:46:00 PST

This one is for you Basil..

This was orginally posted by marsha. A good friend of mine.Spread this as a bulletin. Why? Do you even need to ask. Basil was a damn good friend who left us at an early age. Sucks i remember this clea...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

Rant time....

air warning. This is not directed at anyone certain. So dont go jumping off thinking i am talking about a few people...This is compiled over the last week of numerous people. Calls ranging from needin...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 04:52:00 PST

Saturday Glowsticking Meet up

Details: Just a little meet up of anyone who has interest in glowsticking rather it be on strings, free hand or whatever other methods you might have. Where: My house...need address or directions lea...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:57:00 PST

Ever just sit back...

and look at the big picture? Well I finally did that tonight.Now before you read any further, take a second and think about this. Have you ever just stood back and looked at everyone and noticed:1)Who...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

I am Ron Burgundy...Who are you?

Take the quiz: Which Anchorman Are You?Ron BurgundyI'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small ...
Posted by §h¤ck£r AKA The Legendary Paco on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST