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Nicoleon Dynamite

It ain't about how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

About Me

I'm a libra even though I don't believe in astrology. I don't like long walks on the beach because my hair gets all frizzy. I'd enjoy snorkeling but the thought of a fish grazing my body creeps me out. I think dressing babies like vegetables is wrong. And I'd like to teach the world to sing and furnish it with love. travel layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sadly, the first thought that came to mind when answering this question was, "My Hand Twin." Yes, all you Friends afficionados know exactly what I'm talking about. Ha ha.

Music:

I wish people had soundtracks that followed them just like the movies. I figure if they did then you'd know exactly what kind of mood they were in. Mind you, the lady in Jaws couldn't actually hear the music BEFORE the shark ate her, but what if she could? She might still be alive and would've fulfilled her destiny to be the mayor of Amittyville instead of becoming a shark snack. Although, I'm a little worried as to what my theme song might be. It would probably be something like "Living On A Prayer" or "Jaded" although "Mexican Radio" might be a better fit. My luck it would probably be something like "All By Myself" or worse yet, "Copacabana."

Movies:

Who gets to come up with the pre-movie entertainment? I'd like to take over that job. First of all, I'd cut out the commercials because if I wanted to watch another commercial I'd stay at home and watch t.v. Second, I'd revive pre-movie trivia. I haven't seen that in awhile and I get a weird thrill out of answering the same question five times before the previews start. And last but certainly not least, I might do big screen karaoke. Could you imagine an entire theatre of people singing out loud to something like Islands in the Stream or even the theme song from Ice Castles? That would be mad genius. Finally! Ive found my calling in life.

Television:

This message is brought to you courtesy of the letter N. I attribute a lot of who I am to television. Its not that I spend hours in front of the t.v., but I can definitely say that it is a piece of the puzzle that is Nicole. For example, my cunning wit and sarcasm was nurtured at an early age as I studied the comic genius of Bugs Bunny and the entire cast of the Muppets. I learned about the value of friendship by watching the love between a giant yellow bird and his mammoth friend and I also learned that sometimes it's okay to be a grouch and hide out in your trash can just as long as you remember to come up for air every now and then. Mind you, watching Rocky has not made me a better fighter nor has giving hours of my life to the machine that is American Idol made me a better singer, but television is a mighty tool my friend. One day your kids could end up like me.

Books:

I feel that there are certain things in life that could or should require a reward system just like ones my parents and teachers used on me when I was a kid. You lose a tooth, you get some cash. You get good grades, you get to stay out later with your friends. You read so many books you would get a prize. I am going to reinstate this reward system in my adult life. Why? Because right now I am reading through the Chronicles of Narnia and it has been quite the feat for me. It's not that it's difficult reading, it's just having the time to actually do it. So WHEN I finish, not only will I proclaim my victory but I will reward myself--maybe with gummi worms and a gold star sticker just like the good 'ol days.

Heroes:

People who take a beating and get right back up and fight until they win. If only you could see me now jumping around, pumping my fists in the air and wiping sweat off my forehead.

My Blog

A Whole Lotta Bull in a China Shop

I have often been fairly accused of having the grace of a bull in a china shop, knocking over and breaking things left and right. Like I said, it's a fair accusation. I've never been too comfortable...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:21:00 PST

From Ugly Betty to Veronica

If you've ever watched the show "Ugly Betty" consider it a televised dramatization of my life story. I don't work at a fashion magazine (although, similar to Betty, I am an assistant to the son of th...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:34:00 PST

February Follies

I've hit a low.  I have finally put the "sad" in sadistic.  Yes, it's February, my most non-favorite time of the year.  And it's only one day out of the shortest month on the calendar t...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:55:00 PST

A Christmas Musical written by the people for the people.

I wanted to write a special blog for Christmas.  In fact, I wrote a couple of them but was never satisfied with the results.  But today, yet another Christmas miracle has occurred and my Chr...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:23:00 PST

The "It" List

Growing up in the church, I've heard a lot of theories when it comes to finding the love of your life.  Some have valid, solid, theological backing (thank you, mom) while others hold about as muc...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

Stick It!!!!

At the beginning of the movie Sleeping Beauty, the royal family presents baby Aurora to the kingdom.  As part of her birthday present, the three fairies bless her with beauty and song and after t...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST

Dawson's Creek Revisited: And Other Bad Sequels

The other night I had a dream that I was chosen to be a writer for a spin off of Dawson's Creek.  I won't go into the psychological implications of why I dreamt about that show, but I did so let'...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:55:00 PST

Gonna Fly Now

I love sports.  I love the competition, the triumph, the defeat, the fans, and the competitors themselves.  Sometimes I even wish I could start my life over and train to become a professiona...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 03:46:00 PST

Jive Talkin'

These blogs are turning into virtual documentations of my life lessons.  My latest lesson learned is that I need to watch what I say because sometimes it just might come true.  For example, ...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 03:55:00 PST

The Sound of Silence

Silence.  I have learned quickly that I am not too comfortable with the concept of silence.  Although I do enjoy quiet times where I can just be, I'm really not a fan of silence and I do wha...
Posted by Nicoleon Dynamite on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:17:00 PST