Trackformers:
In an effort to truly make music the universal language, the Trackformers are collecting sound bytes from across this known universe and weaving them together into new, transcendent sounds. As part of this mission, the Trackformers have plugged their main computer into the entity that has come to be known by earthlings as myspace. Besides using this connection to monitor what is going on in the world of sound on planet earth, they are also presenting you with the opportunity to send your work directly to them. With your music at their disposal, the Trackformers will be able to give it that total galactic sound, melding it with other beats/sounds/sonic pitches from all across the universe!
If you feel that your music is fly enough (literally... we are talking music that is innovative enough to hurtle through space at its own tempo and alter the universe with its sonic vibrations), then this is your opportunity to transmit your sounds directly to the main computer of the Trackformers, where they will absorb it into their mainframes and decide for themselves if it is worthy of being TRACKFORMED!
If you are, indeed, talented enough (as in, if your mind is decidedly moving to a galactic beat), then you will be granted the honor of hearing your sounds after they have been spliced and diced and mixed with grooves that the likes of your human ears have never heard before. We promise, you will not only be entertained... you will be redimensionalized.
Agents of the Trackformers are standing by at [email protected] to send any comments, questions and fly sonic constructions you may have directly to the minds of the Trackformers themselves. Hurry because, though the computer’s mainframe is powerful enough to compute every single existing algorithm in the universe in only a split second’s time, the influx of sounds, beats and mixes that come in due to this posting may just be enough to jam up their circuits.
TheTrackformers
