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Sidney

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a dancing monkey. umm, a monkey dressed like a pirate maybe, with a cocktail and a tiara. yeah, that's me
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sidney
Birthday: April 8th
Birthplace: Columbus, Ohio
Current Location: Philadelphia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Mouse brown except when i dye it, then dark with a hint of purple
Height: 5' 9
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: mostly british
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas shelltoes
Your Weakness: smoking
Your Fears: if i could figure that out i would fix them
Your Perfect Pizza: any kind of meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish my bathroom
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i don't use instant messenger that much
Thoughts First Waking Up: get your ass outta bed
Your Best Physical Feature: legs i guess
Your Bedtime: 11 when i can
Your Most Missed Memory: i have a memory like a sieve, i'm sure i am missing more than i know
Pepsi or Coke: coke i s'pose
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds i suppose, but they are an evil empire
Single or Group Dates: dates are akward
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: uh, i dunno
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on my mood
Cappuccino or Coffee: i could drink coffee all day long
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: lots
Do you Sing: you wouldn't want to hear it
Do you Shower Daily: mostly
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: eh, whatever
Do you want to get Married: maybe, only if it was really right
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not so much
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: uh, that would be a big fat no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: except when my house leaks
Do you play an Instrument: i can play a couple songs on my guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only prescription
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: you gotta at least go on a date to get dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of
Ever been Beaten up: managed to avoid that
Ever Shoplifted: ashamed to admit it, but yes
How do you want to Die: there's a happy thought
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a monkey
What country would you most like to Visit: already crossed egypt and greece off my list, everything else is gravy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: short i guess
Height: taller than me
Weight: dunno, thinnish
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: 400 lps, more cds than that
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: why would i want to dwell on that?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested to know what is with all the guys on myspace who only have scantily clad women as friends. Somehow I doubt that this is at all indicative of who they actually hang out with. Is it trying to fool people into thinking they are so cool that they only hang out with hot women? Are they too cheap to go out a buy a porn mag and are collecting what photos they can for free? Are they so desperate to get laid they send friend requests to all sexy looking women? Maybe I just don't get it, or maybe I just don't like it. Anyway, if this phenomenon applies to you, please don't bother sending me a message.

My Blog

the pinata failed!

i was so excited to have something as surreal as the world's largest pinata smashed with a wrecking ball raining 8,000 lbs of candy on the crowd in philadelphia. though the pinata showed up, there wa...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 08:35:00 GMT

it’s the simple things

i have decided that the best thing for a lazy sunday fall afternoon is warm fuzzy socks. mine have monkeys on them, and for the life of me i cannot think of anything more satisfying. just sayin.
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 11:02:00 GMT

The joys of old houses

i just found a dead mouse that looks to have been there for 50 years. i thought it was a part of the old ceiling debris i am ripping out and i picked it up with my fingers. i think it is time to tak...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:31:00 GMT

Finally got photos from Morrocco

Some videos as well. These are the local nomadic Berbers playing by the campfire in the Sahara. The one in front was the cutie pie, he’s gonna break hearts. I also fully enjoyed the B...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:18:00 GMT

Avoidance

all I'm gonna say is that when you are dancing around your room to Nick Lowe wearing work clothes and a tiara you are obviously trying to avoid whatever it is you are supposed to be doing
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 13:50:00 GMT

My pain is sexy

so, last week i was nice and did not kick my drunk friend out of the house. instead i gave him water, talked to him until he seemed tired and fell asleep. amidst the talking he took it upon himself ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:10:00 GMT

what is with all the wildlife?

keep in mind, i live in the city. the city. so, aside from random housepets falling from the sky and the fish and frog that have been cultivated to live in my ponds i have found snakes in the garden...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:38:00 GMT

I know I am not a word genius

but really, I play Boggle every day and one would think that when I get well over 100 points I might come in higher than number 32. Who are these other bogglers that can either type faster or know mo...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:15:00 GMT

animals do sometimes fall from the sky

seriously, i was in my garden smoking last night and i heard something, turned quickly enough to see a black 4 legged something in midair, hit the hot tub and fall behind it. needless to say i quickl...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 05:10:00 GMT

Basil is awake

it may not yet be officially spring, but my crocuses and my frog Basil think it is. though it is only mid-march, Basil has come out of hibernation and is jumping around eating slugs, bless him for th...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:39:00 GMT