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About Me

HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! My name is David. But all of my friends know me as umm..David. My girl though calls me God--just joking still David haha. Anyway, I am repin' Fontana--it's been over a year now. It's koo i guess. Eh who am I kidding; it suck big sweety boiled balls. It's a cheaper place to buy a house though no? I got an annual Mud Run coming second week of June and to be honest I have not at all trained for it. I guess I should start eh? Anyway, it shouldn't be that bad; only 10 miles.
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My Interests

Traveling . Snowboarding . Comedy Clubs . Gaming . Design . Architecture . Photography . Working Out . Socializing/Meet & Greet . Lounging . and Anything else against the grain

I'd like to meet:

*A MUTE GIRL WITH GREAT FEATURES* -- Some girls ruin their first impression once they start talking. Seriously it is hard to find a good looking girl with a sense of humor. They all say they got it, but it's all silly girly humor. I love beautiful women. To me a cute girl with an unbelievable sense of humor is more attractive than a phenomenon girl with a head full of rocks.

I don't ask for much; most important are values and honesty. I need someone who is independent, but not aloof. Someone who has intensity, poise and brains; someone who I can actually have a real conversation with. Sense of humor is mandatory. Sanity is optional--I am realistic here--as long as you're not too far gone. But anymore than three different psychiatric medications then we may have some issues. I want someone who loves adventure but at the same time enjoy the liberty of relaxation. Someone flexible, open-minded, fun and oh did I mention honest. Oh did I mentioned I am with her now? David loves you, be cool.

Heroes:

Armed Forces of the United States of America and the World's alike

Being a civilian on this good Earth we don't normally stop to realize how good we have it. Please take a moment everyone and consider how much freedom we have. These military Men and Women sacrifice their lives to work unusual hours..sometimes around dangerous and inferior equipment so that freedom continues. They waived off time with families, friends and social lives to get free government meals and $1 discounts at movie theaters. Be greatful!! Next time you run into someone of military background, stop and thank them or leave an appreciative comment

My Blog

Tal won a trip and there we went

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Posted by !)@\/i!) on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST

10 Things Idiots Do On Myspace

ONEW.A.K.E.U.P.there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 frien...
Posted by !)@\/i!) on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

Hiking Mountain Whitney

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Mammoth '05

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Posted by !)@\/i!) on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:08:00 PST

Support Our Troops

Hello everyone. I don't normally post blogs but it is a really good cause that we all can and should consider. Please visit www.webofsupport.com and see how you can help those free...
Posted by !)@\/i!) on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 06:05:00 PST

Nine Things I Hate About EVERYONE!!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... Iknow where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at mycrotch when I ask where the toilet...
Posted by !)@\/i!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Military Custom

Military Custom A long time ago Britain and France were at war. During one battle the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, a French general began to ...
Posted by !)@\/i!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!" 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off...
Posted by !)@\/i!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will co...
Posted by !)@\/i!) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST