ATTENTION!!!Our lead necrophagist, Poofy, has moved to Texas. Because of this incident, our world domination plans have been put on hold. The band is in a hiatus, and our future is uncertian.
THIS BAND APPROVED BY OFFICIAL ASIAN TIM AU
The Satanic Marshmallows of Doom originated from a race of super-highly- evolved -staplers from from the planet Grblgrabljdafvg in the year 251651 F.U.S.T.Y.W.A.L.R.U.S. The Marshmallows were scattered around the world to spread the name of Metal.
The Marshmallows decided to put subliminal messages in the tube socks to make humans create metal. But sometime between 251349-194312 B.C. (Before Canada) Poofy made some tacos while they were midget tossing and everyone got sick and passed out.
They awoke in the 1970s and began to put subliminal messages in tube socks again.
ALL YOUR WAFFLES ARE BELONG TO USThis was typed by Poofy's helper monkey, Bongo
TO GET SMOD MERCH CLICK THE LINK BELOW
POPO THE MANATEE VIDEO
IF YOUR BAND WANTS TO JOIN THE ALLIANCE, GIVE US A BANNER
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Put this banner in your site so you won't get attacked by squirrels.
Click inside the box, then yell "AAAAHHH ITS INSIDE ME!!!!" really loud, then
click CTRL and A, then run out into the street, rub your nipples, click 'CTRL' and then 'C' then paste wherever the voices in your head tell you to by pressing 'CTRL' and 'V'.
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