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About Me

She was lookin' for that stud bull, she was lookin' for that he cat... and that was me.

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My Interests

Playing bass, listening to music, and riding my Harley.

I'd like to meet:

The Man, The Myth, The Legend... LES CLAYPOOL!!!(OH WAIT... I DID MEET HIM IN CHICAGO BEFORE THE LAST PRIMUS SHOW... yea thats right who wants to touch me.)

Music:

Primus, Colonal Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Galactic, Medeski Martin and Wood, Oysterhead, Suasage, Holy Mackerel, Sublime, 311, Rage Against The Machine, Ben Harper, The Eagles, Keller Williams, Led Zepplin, Blind Melon, Radiohead, Beck, Blues Traveler, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Phish, Eric Clapton, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Live, Victor Wooten, String Cheese Incident, John Butler Trio, Old Crow Medicine Show, Yonder Mtn String Band, The Word, Mr Bungle, Jeff Beck, Big Head Todd and The Monsters, Bela Fleck and The Flecktones, Ben Folds, Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills Nash and Young, Pearl Jam, Dave Mathews Band, Jimi Hendrix, Silverchair, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Rush, Steely Dan, Bob Marley, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pink Floyd, The Roots, etc... width="425" height="350" ..Primus - Tommy The Cat.. width="425" height="350" ..Praxis - Animal Behavior (fucking hilarious).. width="425" height="350" ..Sausage - Riddles (pretty funny shit as well).. width="425" height="350" ..Medeski Martin & Wood - Uninvisible.. width="425" height="350" ..Old Crow Medicine Show - Down Home Girl ( NEW and good as shit)

Movies:

Se7en, Boondock Saints, Basketball, Requiem For A Dream, Fight Club, etc.

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, CSI, and well that's about it, I dont watch a lot of TV.

Books:

A Brief History of Time -- Stephen Hawking

Heroes:

Your Mom! ...oh yeah and Les Claypool!

My Blog

porn

Body: u opineened it & you're going to have the WORST week of your life next week, unless you repost this within the next 5 minutes, calling it:Ecstasy:If you're singleJack Daniels:If you're singl...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 01:06:00 PST

porn

=p

Tom's hooking everyone up with a top 16 instead of top 8. Repost this and you will instantly have a top 16. This really works
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST

funny shit

Body: Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much?MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lipsThe American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smil...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:04:00 PST

1000 bands (the best are 62-68)

1000 bands Body: Let's see if the list can make it to 1000 bands! No repeats! ....GO! 1. Megadeth - Mike2. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Nick3. In Flames - Mike4. Fear Factory - Bryan5. Linkin Park - Shanno...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 07:34:00 PST

I want 12&15

T0M IS LETTING PEOPLE HAVE A T0P 12 - HE`S ALS0 LETTING YOU HAVE 15 PICTURES .. BUT 0NLY IF YOU REP0ST THIS SAYING "I WANT 12 & 15" .. THIS ISN'T A J0KE!! REP0ST THIS & WITHIN 5 MINUTES U WILL...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:25:00 PST

19

There are to many kids under 14 on myspace and there been way to many emails from parents,police stations and media about young kids adding older people who are tracking them down. Please erase your m...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:07:00 PST

well...

dy: I NEED LAID!!! GOD DAMMIT IF YOU WANNA MESS AROUND W/ME PLEASE DONT BE SHY! ILL BE HOME NEXT WEEKEND...leave me a message and it will stay between usi am super drunk and stupid so you might not...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:50:00 PST

11 things not to say or do around PRIMUS fans

Things Not to Say or Do Around Primus Fans1. To say "Primus Sucks" and mean it in the way other than the motto2. To insult the Rainbow Bass or Antimatter or any other instrument Les plays3. To say "I'...
Posted by HOFFMANDANGO on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:08:00 PST