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Benny C.

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About Me

I am a pompous zealot in search of the most extreme cases of dental and dermatological malpractice. I live in the woods on a cranberry plantation and soak myself in oyster meat ritually and habitually. My better half is my fionce Mandie, who jump-kicks me into vats of stagnant tar.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Funny people with good to mediocre personal hygene. Also, Beaker from the Muppets.

My Blog

Ghosts 1-1 (Haunted)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O--TOLKlVZo My first NIN Ghosts Film Festival entry.
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:33:00 GMT

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Bens Top Ten Things To Do To Make Grandma Sad 10.         &nb sp;   Swap her prunes for cat crap  9.      ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 22:06:00 GMT

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Bens Top Ten Worst Things to Say When Your Wife Walks in On You Cheating 10.      "Sex,......what sex?"   9.       "I'm monogamous....but as...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 00:49:00 GMT

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Bens Top Ten Worst Pick-Up Lines From Drunk Guys 10.     "Do you throat?"  9.       "I'd crack off a glob on those."  8.  &nb...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:00:00 GMT

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Bens Top Ten Worst Things to Wake Up To 10.     Stepping in dog shit  9.      Bitchy mom  8.      Morning news...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:12:00 GMT

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Bens Top Ten Rejected Hard Rock/Metal Band Names: 10.     Thor Plus Thors Hammer  9.      Whunkins Burlap Testimony  8.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:33:00 GMT

OBJECTION!

Oh, by the way... I’m also playing the 4th Ace Attorney game, Apollo Justice. It’s the she-hi-hay-hut. Check the damn series out, DS owners... or I’ll slash your cream-corn eatin&rsq...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Professor Layton

Shnipes! What a curious lil’ village it is... It’s gotta be the fact that the puzzles aren’t as easy as I thought they’d be. I recommend this game for all you puzzle nuts out t...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:46:00 GMT