About Me
you don't have to like me, you don't even have to love me, but you will respect me. wanna know why? because i'm tyler bitch! in case you didn't know by now, i'm kind of a big deal. i'm loud, caddy, and love to have a good time. life is too short to worry about what others think. you can say what you want about me, because i'm going to sleep the same at night either way. say something degrading to my face, and you will get read. most people think that i'm all bark and no bite, but it doesn't take a body builder to hit a bitch with the nearest blunt object. what most don't realize is the fact that i'm 135 pounds of pure fury!
i love: family, friends, theare, photography, music, piano, fashion, flip flops, candy, dolce & gabbana, neon colors, myspace, movies, road trips, clubbing, television, backroading, dancing, art, and anything else that's fierce!
i hate: winter, jean shorts, crocs, sandals over socks, sushi, snakes, spiders, most dogs, fake bitches, most youtube "celebrities", probably you, and anything else that's not fierce!
so the the thumpa thumpa continues,
it always will,
no matter what happens,
no matter who's president.
as our lady of disco,
the devine gloria gayner
has always sung to us,
we will survive.
HATERS BEWARE: there's more to me then my rockin sense of style and manly good looks, more then the sometimes hard to bare personality from which i deflect bullets and bombs faster than superman.
i'd like to think that i'm
a fun, easy going guy.
i'm one of the nicest people you've ever met,
until you give me a reason not to be.
i'd like to think that i'm
confident but not cocky.
i'm willing to give anyone a chance.
it's pretty obvious,
people,
you need more bitches
like me in your lives!
