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kEVIN

if i could just take this time to explain my disturbingly high mortality rate.

About Me


Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results

Warmth |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Intellect ||||||||||||||| 42%
Emotional Stability |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Aggressiveness ||||||||||||||| 42%
Liveliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Sensitivity |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 38%
Abstractness ||||||||||||||| 42%
Introversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Independence ||||||||||||||| 46%
Perfectionism |||||||||||| 34%
Tension |||||||||||| 34% Take Cattell 16 Factor Test (similar to 16pf)
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Nothing beats party time. "im just too sexy for this place" "you know if it wasnt for all the diffirences they would be the same thing" "some people like you, some people hate you and then your dead" "love is an exploding cigar that we willingy somke" "Oregons state motto: because you've gotta live somewhere" "One day the highways will be more fewer"Great insults:. "He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair" "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?" "He knows so little and knows it so fluently" "Her voice sounded like an eagle being goosed" "my best friend ran away with my wife and let me tell you, i miss him" "At first i thought he was walking a dog. Then i realized it was his date" "I look at my friendship with her as like having a gallstone. You deal with it, theres pain, and then you pass it" "If you ever became a mother, can i have one of the puppies?" "Shes a tuff swagering little slut" "Hes the kinda person who is you were drowning 20 ft from shore would throw you a 15ft rope"
You have a goodbye kiss- much passion and longing,
but never lasting.
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What Is Your Battle Cry?


L o! Who is that, sprinting across the freeway! It is Kevin, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He grunts gutterally:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"


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My Interests

well i have no life to speak of.... talking to me over aim(listed below for he slow ppl in the room) would give some purpose to my life. . mastershake01234im on the high school raquetball team the best sport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i must sy im a huge band geek im in like all the bands and then some :-) i need a life mna alive im sad
How to make a kevin
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part humour
1 part instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
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Personality cocktail
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How Love-Smart are you?
Young Einstein!
When it comes to love you know your stuff. It's obvious that you understand how the opposite sex think, what they like and how you can make them happy. Hey why don't you rewrite the book of love!
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You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:

The second shooter on the grassy knoll lol, lets see well im a fun loving person probably get into more than my fair share of problems but hey you know what they say "live like your going to die tommorow". I would like to meet just about anyone, keyword being "just" although I dont hate anyone there are some people I dont like such as those who have no common courtesy, or moral values. Lets see if your still reading this that means I am remotley interesting, and therefore you should TALK TO ME!!!

Music:

blink-182, Yellow card, Eva 6, Get up kids, The F-ups, Green Day,Artris, Senseless fail,The killers, Frantic Harvest, Less than jake, Lola Ray, Midtown, Offspring, Simple plan, ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!., Sum 41, Sugar cult, Breaking Bengiman, System of a down, Static-x, Slipknot, Rhapsody, Nirvana, Metallica, Tsunami Bomb,666, DDR, Crystal method, muse, Shinedown, smile empty soul,evanesense, Fear Factory,Relient K, No Doubt, 3 Doors Down,Creed, noir desire, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, Korn, Radio head, Queen,Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Stills, The Vines, The Strokes, Dope, Dj Mystik, Guns'n'Roses,Taking Back Sunday, The Hives, Probot, ANYTHING ON WARPED TOUR, Dead Poetic, From Autumn To Ashes, Propeller Heads, Apollo Four Forty, Linkin Park, Rage Aganist The Machine, Adema, Home Grown, Jet
I AM 61% METAL HEAD! I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com
I AM 92% RAVER! I am a SUPER Raver! I probably haven't slept in like 2 years, dude. Alright. P.L.U.R., baby! I am probably some kinda candy raver, huh? Take the RAVER test at Fuali.com
I AM 82% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com
I AM 31% EMO! Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks. Take the EMO test at Fuali.com
I AM 49% SKA! I know the scene, I've heard the bands, and I am burned out. Well, these things happen. I will now go ahead and go through the same thing with Punk and Emo. Take the SKA test at Fuali.com.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What type of PUNKER are you???
Classic Punker!!!
Sex Pistols(pictured), Ramones, Misfits, etc:You are original with your punk. Some people think you're not real punk, but you're what started punk. Kick ass!

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Movies:


Pirates of the Caribbean!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Television:

ADULT SWIM ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!, cartoons, fuse, Spike tv, family guy, sealab 2021, AQUA TEEN HUNGAR FORCE, home movies
You are Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Number 1 in the
hood G.

Which [adult swim] show are you?
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Books:

ok ill admit it i cryied at the end of this one im not ashamed to admit it it was a very touching book
All about me
Name Kevin Scott Williams
Birthday August 1st
Birthplace N/A
Current location Clackamas, Oregon........on the couch
Eye color Hazel..ish
Hair color/type Dirty brown/black/Curly
Height 5'7"
Right or left handed RIGHT!!!!
Your weakness Stupidity
The perfect pizza Meat with meat toppings, and a side of meat
Your most overused phrase on IM lol
Thoughts first waking up .........shit, life.....ok moving on
Your best physical feature Eyes
Your bedtime When i can no longer think and see straight
Pepsi or Coke Coke
Mcdonalds or Burger King Buger King
Single or group dates Both......heck any!!!!
Chocolate or vanilla ...I would say both but to choose one...Chocolate
Sweet or sour Sour
Do you swear Only when I need to
Do you sing Cant stand to hear my own voice sing
Do you shower daily Heck yes
Do you want to go to college Like no other
Do you want to get married Yeah (fngers crossed)
Do you want to have kids Yes
Do you think you are attractive I would like to think I am but I dunno
Are you a health freak Not realy, about to do what I love so I dont complain
Do you get along with your parents Yeah, but maybe they are lying..hmmm
Do you like thunderstorms yeah good stuff there
Do you play an instrument Yes, Trumpet/Corenet
Do you smoke, drink or do drugs NO never/Wine/NO never
In the past month have you gone to a mall Yuppers
In the past month have you been on stage Yes
In the past month have you been dumped ...Ouch sadly yes
In the past month have you gone skinny dipping Nope too cold
How do you want to die Awake on a hill looking over some large city.....or in a cazy battle
What do you want to be when you grow up Social develpomental psychologist
What country would you most like to visit THE HOME LAND COLOMBIA!!!! and ireland
Have you been outside the U.S. OO yeah
Number of CDs you own 30+
Number of piercings None
Number of tatoos None
Number of things in your past you regret 1
Have you been in love Once long ago..................in a galaxy far far away
Have you had your heart broken Yeah but I know how to put it back together
In a boy/girl...
Favorite eye color Dunno somthing other than usual
Favorite hair color Black
Short/long hair ........Any for the most part but shortish I guess
Height Shorter than me ^_^
Weight Not Picky
Clothing style ...Not prepy (if I have a choice)
Personality trait you value most Sense of humor, right up there with sensibility though
Do you believe in....
Miracles Yes
Soulmates Yes
Love at first sight Rare but yes
Magic No.........friggin harry friggin potter
Yourself Well duh I love me!!!
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Heroes:

The first hero of my childhood! Woody Allen.

The master of the silent films Charlie Chaplin.


Finaly here is your respect! Here's to the late great Rodney Dangerfield

My Blog

How I am Now

Well one again I am in that semi tired mood in which I should go to sleep but find myself just sitting in some room thinking.  Today is my 3rd day back home from college, and should be a happy ti...
Posted by kEVIN on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST

WHAT YOU THINK OF ME???^_^ BE HONEST ^_^

FILL THIS THING OUT.. plix ?^_^ 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it....
Posted by kEVIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dunno

Hmmm.. well I dont know if this has a reason for being typed but at this point I dont care one way or the other! You know how you think that something is going to be good aor great even....well at th...
Posted by kEVIN on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:44:00 PST

Demain, des l'aube

Demain, des l'aube, a l'heure ou blanchit la champagne,Je partirai. Vois-tu, je saisque tu m'attends.J'irai par la foret, j'irai par la montagne.Je ne puis demuare loin de toi plus longtemps.Je marche...
Posted by kEVIN on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

SSE = Waste of life!!

Ok so tommorow im presenting my senior seminar experiance project, basicaly what it is, si somthing that you have to choose out of the blue...you pretty much just pull it out of your butt and hope it...
Posted by kEVIN on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:09:00 PST

Penis Facts

Penis Facts: Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 ...
Posted by kEVIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gotta love Woody Allen ^_^

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."From 'Annie Hall' 1977. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." "It's not that I'm afrai...
Posted by kEVIN on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST