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Half-Ton

how about a little fire scarecrow?

About Me

"Afton Jean Williams, 20 year old scholar and amateur bounty hunter. Resident of Orange's famed "Compound." ..She loves lightning bolts, guns, and gold. As one of the founding members of the secret society Bite Club, Afton is a party pioneer with the beer pong record to prove it. She has tight hair and is always willing to lend a V-neck to a friend in need. Overall she is TITS"--Julia Lokenaim- Haalf Ton. Friends please.
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My Interests

small versions of normal/big size things, the compound, LIGHTNING, the smell of mammoth, jagermeister, the library fountain, lightweights, stussy, kobe the cobalt, the house with the cannon, things that i can call 'puffin', heavy beats, intervention, too right now, man law:, sarcasm and people that can't take it, red party cups, walks of shame, good perfume, comfy pants, vonnegut, the veranda, pushing little airplains into the sky-stacking boxes-and big fish little fish, tegasaurus, "studious bitches", freezer beers, dolce, good hair, salvador dali, dive bars, night swimming, people i can smoosh, music that tickles the valve in my heart thats too big, intelligent people, anything having nothing to do with feminism... or activists.

I'd like to meet:

its simple....no not johnny depp, edward himself.domino harvey. (Keira Knightly as Domino Harvey, rather)...and J. Alfred Prufrockoh and you should all want to meet my dad^. thats right, my dad. annnnnnnnnnd, my mom...

Music:

music is my drug of choice.YELLEand this bitch

Movies:

edward scissorhands, boondock saints, snatch, lord of war, train spotting, requiem for a drream, donnie darko, count of monte cristo, se7en, super troopers, anything with ben stiller

Television:

family guy, curb your enthusiasm, entourage, seinfeldLMN -- Lifetime Movie Network for the inexperienced.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut Michael Crichton TS Eliot, Robert FrostThe Perks of Being a WallflowerCurrently: ...a book by the most talented writer and artist I know.

Heroes:

My Brothers. Not only because they have outlived all of their near death experiences but more for the fact that they are who I look up to and who I have shaped my entire personality and outlook around. My brothers are amazing.

My Blog

Shannon's House / Jamie's Going Away

  Sooooo this was an amazing weekend.  Eat your heart out...           If you g...
Posted by Half-Ton on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:31:00 PST

PROM PICTURES

so this is going to be a lonngggggggg blog... so many pictures i cant even count.  i had SO much fun last night, thanks to all of the amazing company. i love you guys.  here ya go....  ...
Posted by Half-Ton on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:45:00 PST

"i wish i could pull off the whore look": playboy party '05

So this was one of those nights that you might need a drink or two in order to drag yourself from the crouching position in the corner onto the dancefloor.  Luckily, we managed to show our faces ...
Posted by Half-Ton on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:05:00 PST

The fire from my point of view: PICTURES

My neighbor sent me some photos of the fire as seen from my house and hers.  The fire is under control and no houses are/will be harmed.  Its interesting and scary, though, to see the fire f...
Posted by Half-Ton on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST