Hello I'm Edward Bridge Danson III but you and all your minions can call me Ted. I'm the famous Hollywood movie and TV actor, although most of my work went by unnoticed despite my signature role as the whacky bartender in Cheers. Upon my acting career wearing thin, I decided to try something new, I teamed up with the theme song from an NES-Ducktales video game and decided to give this whole internet thing a shot.
My mystical Ted Danson powers grow proportionate to my presence on the web, soon I'll be able to take on Chuck Norris and have my sweet revenge.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
You, that you will nourish me with your power.
Devoted followers to worship, revere and satisfy me.
