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Randy

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About Me

About me... well first off, no one ever reads this stuff as it is. But I lke good people and good times. I'm a prelaw student. I like the beach, movies, sleep. uh.. I can't think of much else... I'll come back to this.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Santa, The Easter Bunny and Christopher Columbus because they're all fake!
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Movies:

Forest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Back to the Futere I II III, Nightmare Before Christmas, Gataca, Office space, Anything with Jim Cary, and about a million others I can't think of right now.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Mythbusters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. That's about it...

Books:

Socrates and Plato... truely gods among men...

Heroes:

Great jumping jellyfish Batman!!!

My Blog

BOREDOM BREEDS INVENTION

So I'm bored waiting for my spaghetti to cook I start to rummage through my fridge looking for something that I know isn't there. Suddenly I'm struck with the desire for an almond joy. Weird, I know, ...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

George Washingtons Lament

In Georgia a woman was recently awarded $150,000 for breech of contract. Her fiancé backed out of the marriage three days before the wedding. She then sued him for breech of contract and causing her "...
Posted by Randy on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:43:00 PST

Break In

Some one smashed in my passenger side window last night... Cost of stolen giftcards and gym pass: $35  Cost of window replacement: $525 (seriously gay) This blog: priceless  ...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:19:00 PST

Goats... BAHAHAHA

seriously check this out :Dhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
Posted by Randy on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:39:00 PST

hickies and cigarette burns

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
Posted by Randy on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

The Future is Now!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! It' finally happened! The technological break through we've all been waiting for! A pregnancy test with a digital read out. And the sales pitch is...   "...the most advan...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN

 I just spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani. I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead.
Posted by Randy on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

21st BDay

Its official. I can now turn 21. You see it seems you don't turn 21 until your college send you a birthday card saying be safe and if you're stupid heres what can happen. Thank you CSUF where would I ...
Posted by Randy on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

Poker + Beer = Pictures

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Posted by Randy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:18:00 PST

Scrabble

holy shit i just turned on ESPN and they are showing a scrabble game! there is no god...
Posted by Randy on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:37:00 PST