The last Green Jello |
Yes Yes I know its been awhile since my last Green Jello post but don't worry I have not forgotten about our most beloved characters. I am currently about a quarter of the way finished with... Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 20:35:00 GMT |
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS 4 |
In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate ... Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 07:15:00 GMT |
The Lost Art of Reading (repost) |
I would like to state in total truth that civilization, as a whole, is collapsing as we know it. Now many people would like to blame this on Weapons of Mass Destruction, War, Bush, Kor... Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 19:16:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Facts 3 |
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superm... Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:35:00 GMT |
The Handsome Green Jello Covered Man in the Woods Quest Part 8 |
Last time on "The Handsome Green Jello Covered Man in the Woods Quest" Part 7 Greg and his loyal companions fought hordes of evil man eating bunnies and their awful leader Cameron. In it was in ... Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:54:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris Facts 2 |
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in i... Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:24:00 GMT |
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS |
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are... Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:40:00 GMT |
Dear Green Jello Fans |
Well hello my friends, family and those who have supported me with death threats and sex to keep writing this wonderful blog... Great news I am currently 1/4 of the way through the last and final chap... Posted by on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 13:39:00 GMT |
"The Handsome Green Jello Covered Man In the Woods Quest" Part 8 |
"The Handsome Green Jello Covered Man In the Woods Quest" Part 8 will not be showing today. Yea, I know you all hate me now but what I have to say is much more important then my novel. One... Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 14:13:00 GMT |
Country Music and Firefly |
OK OK if any of you have checked out my profile as of late you may have noticed something quite disturbing... your ears are not deceiving you, that is a country song (of sorts (I would like to th... Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 05:59:00 GMT |