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Sup! My name is Kevin Protz, better known as KP... ok... to some I am better known as KP, to others its Kevin... or "that one sexy dude at Home Depot in the Millworks department." Anywho, as I guess you already know from my previous Sentence, I work for Home Depot... in the Millworks department, since the 29th of January. Everyone's favorite Millworks dude! I play soccer, for college now... or I did... at Ohlone Community College, and then where ever I decide to Transfer to after that... like San Jose State or... Chabot er somethin... maybe become a soccer coach too... I'm 6 ft nothin and I have an amazing bod... well... its ok... can't complain...neither can my girlfriend. Yup, I gots a girlfriend now for almost three years, her name is Cheyenne, and she's amazingly awesome, really cute and really sweet... and hot... can't forget that... Lets see... what else to talk about... I have a ~LiveJournal~ in which I drew some pretty nifty pictures, and I wrote some pretty neato bits of text and short stories, but I don't really go there anymore so whatever. But go ahead and check that bad boy out... you will have to back track for a little while to actually see my stuff. Basically, I'm a pretty cool dude who likes to talk about himself whenever he gets the chance... ok, actually I don't, but ya know... these MySpace "About Me" things always have people ranting about themselves, claiming that they are "Down to Earth" or "Easy to get along with" but I'm just telling you that if you think I'm awesome, then you're probably right. Cuz I am. So this is my site, enjoy you little jerks!..

My Interests

7up, action, afi, alcohol, art, arts, atari, bands, baseketball, bass, bawls, being silent, biking, blink 182, blinking, boobies, boobs, boxcar racer, brand new, breathing, bungee jumping, cartoons, cds, cheese, cherry 7up, cherry coke, chewing, chillen, closing, coke, comedy, comics, computers, conan o'brien, crafts, dancing, dc, dickies, dodges, dogs, drawing, driving, drums, dvds, eating, family guy, fireworks, flying, friends, futurama, gamecube, general admission, getting massages, giving massages, graphic design, guessing, guitar, hanging out, happy dance, hats, having fun, hop scotch, ice cream, illustrator, interesting things, jackass, jet skiing, john deere, jokes, juggeling, jumping, karaoke, karate, keeping things, kicking, kicking ass, kissing, kite boarding, knee boarding, laughing, licking, lifting things, live journal, making noise, monkies, movies, moving, muse, music, myself, naked girls, nintendo, nipples, nirvana, opening, parties, photoshop, pizza, pogo sticks, ps2, quilting, rambeling, rock, running, sausage, sharing, singing, skateboarding, sky diving, slapping, sleeping, smiling, snow boarding, soccer, south park, sprite, stairing, surfing, swimming, system of a down, taking back sunday, talking, tamborines, tap dancing, tasting, the darkness, the used, thinking, trampolines, trucks, tv, underwear, video games, video production, viva la bam, wake boarding, walking, water skiing, whatever, wild boys, winking, women, writing, x-ray vision, yoga, you, your butt, your face, your mom, zebras

I'd like to meet:

Brian McBride, Landon Donovan, David Beckham, Micheal Owen, Will Ferrell, Hugh Hefner, a bunch of playmates (nude of course), Lance Armstrong, Jim Carey, The Creators of South Park (absolutely, those guys are hilarious!) Basically a lot of cool people and hot chicks ^__^ and a lot of my favorite bands and the members... their members... you know what I mean... ;)

Music:

I like (in no particular order, just whatever comes to mind) Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Box Car Racer, Queen, The Darkness, Finch, Thrice, cKy, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Nirvana, The Beatles, Blink 182, Pearl Jam, AFI, Muse, Custom, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Deftones, The Killers, The Strokes, System of a Down, Chevelle, Three Days Grace, Andrew W.K., Queens of the Stonage, The Offspring, Beck, Foo Fighters, The Presidents of the United States of America, Tenacious D, Coheed and Cambria, Jimmy Eat World, The All American Rejects, Pennywise, Guns and Roses, Velvet Revolver, New Found Glory, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Alice in Chains, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, Drowning Pool, KoRn, Led Zeppelin, The Vines, Reel Big Fish, The White Stripes, The Von Bondies, Metallica, Yellow Card, Dashboard Confessional, Sublime, Perfect Circle, Tool, Green Day, Rise Against, Linkin Park, Audio Slave, Three Doors Down, Hoobastank, Incubus, Good Charollote, Goldfinger, The Ataris, Postal Service, Bad Religion, Beasty Boys, Rancid, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, Van Halen, Sex Pistols, Staind, Sum 41, Static X, The Shins, Alien Ant Farm, Smile Empty Soul, Trust Company, Lit, Blindside, Weezer... umm... more bands... can't think... head going to explode... Basically, I like a lot of bands... and a lot of bands like me... mainly cuz I buy their album rather then burn it from someone else... although I do that too.

Movies:

HAHA! Napolean Dynomite! That movie was great! Well, I really don't have a particular taste, basically I don't want to see any movie that sucks! lol. Umm... I guess I'll watch anything. Such as Napolean Dynomite, Fight Club, The Matrix triligy (still haven't seen the third one, but I've seen animatrix), BASEketball, Orgazmo, Team America: World Police, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut (If you know who wrote and directed the previous four movies, I'll give you a cookie), Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, Half Baked, Without a Paddle, Starsky and Hutch, a lot of the Ben Stiller movies, a lot of the Jack Black movies, a lot of the Will Ferrell movies, a lot of the Owen Wilson movies, a lot of the Luke Wilson movies, well, judging from this here list, I like comedy more then anything. But hey, you might be wondering, "What about chick flicks?" Well, to answer your question, I'll watch a chick flick... doesn't mean I have to like it, but that doesn't mean that I wont like it.

Television:

I haven't been watching much television lately. But, I did use to watch Viva La Bam, Jack Ass, Wild Boys, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, and American Chopper. But shows I do watch now, are The Venture Bros., Myth Busters, and a lot of what they play on FUSE.

Books:

Don't Read, can't write.

Heroes:

SpiderMan, SuperMan, BatMan, AquaMan, WonderWoman, IncredibleHulk, FantasticFour, BirdMan, TheGreenLanturn and FireMen around the world.

My Blog

RIP Grandma

My Grandma passed away yesterday around 1:30.  I was there along with my mom and her three sister's.  Cheyenne was there aswell and showed tremendous amounts of strength the entire time.&nbs...
Posted by theKP on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

nevermind

my designs were dropped, so thanks anyway to those of you who voted. I'll try again, and take my time on them so they actually look nice and maybe then they'll be picked up...Thanks Again-KP
Posted by theKP on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:33:00 PST

Threadless T-shirt designs (Help me out)

So I've made two tshirt designs, and to everyone who knows me or thinks my deisgns are semi-cool, I would greatly appreciate your support to help make these designs into actual tshirts.  Here's h...
Posted by theKP on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:46:00 PST

This is me... updating...

Hey all who reads this (all two of you) I haven't updated this is a long LONG while, so I figured might as well do it now, while I have a few minutes to spare.  So here's the news from me, I've c...
Posted by theKP on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:45:00 PST

Surprise Surprise

So I ordered a Nintendo Wii online off of toysrus.com, and low and behold, it was put on back order.  When I clicked on the purchase button, I remember thinking to myself "wow, this is too good t...
Posted by theKP on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:55:00 PST

Video of puppy...

As I promised earlier... ^__^...
Posted by theKP on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 11:42:00 PST

I got a puppy!

So her name is.. I don't know yet, my family and I haven't picked out the perfect one, but I'll let you know as soon as we figure it out.  She's a yellow lab... actually a little darker then a ye...
Posted by theKP on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:46:00 PST

Look bellow....

if you are reading this, I guess you didn't look below... on my MAIN profile, I have a quiz that I jacked from Brian's page and made my own... try to beat my high score!
Posted by theKP on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

21 is the magic number...

Its my Birthday today ^__^
Posted by theKP on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Video...

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Posted by theKP on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST