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Matt!

theoneandonlymattdutton

About Me



i'm 22. studying Music Tech & Audio Systems at Huddersfield... and getting thoroughly rat-arsed in the process. roll on second year for more MTAS debauchery!! woop woop.

by the way, my religion is down as "other" because the bigots at myspace ddnt have satanist or jedi on their list. how fuckin rude!?

i play guitar, drums and piano (if i can be bothered.. which i mostly can't)

My Interests

music! rock/metal, punk, ska, blues, classical, house, trance, DnB... and also prog *runs and hides before people throw stuff*

i also enjoy to ski and snowboard, and drink and be merry!

...and SCUBA dive

...and ride motorbikes, and drive cars

...and then drink a bit more, for good measure.
I'm not an alkie!! honest ;)

I'd like to meet:

people, aliens and eddie van halen

oh yeah... and whomever told me that when you hit 21 you become mature. what a load of balls that was..

Your Taste in Music:
Heavy Metal: High Influence
Progressive Rock: High Influence
Ska: High Influence
80's Alternative: Medium Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:

my most listened to bands at the moment are Marillion, NoFx and 10cc. Yeah, i'm odd.. i know. people have told me before.

my favourite guitarists are the MIGHTY Edward Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Dave Gilmour and the late, great Randy Rhoads.

I HATE MORRISSEY. He has the most irritating voice known to man, and wouldn't know lyrics if they came up and bit him in the face.

sorry tom.

I know some people like the guy, but genuinely it is beyond me as to for what reason.

and don't even get me started on the arctic monkeys... never has such little talent been confined to so few people. somewhere in the afterlife, mozart cries every time someone refers to them as 'musicians'

Movies:

Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure

Television:


A-Team,
Scrubs,
Family Guy,
Futurama
2 Pints of lager and a packet of crisps re-runs on bbc3 ftw!

Books:

i want to get into some older books... and no, i dont mean jane freakin austin or anything gash like that.

The books i currently want to read are:
Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky and Don Quijote de la Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes

oh yeah, and i just read the last harry potter book. i was quite impressed to see Rowling for once actually used words with multiple syllables and decided to put a bit of plot in her stories. Shame the series was finishing just as she was beginning to learn how to write.

Heroes:

anyone i listed in my musical influences really..

also Simon Le Bon lol. i should blatently have been born in '64 rather than '84

My Blog

Celebrity Matches....

Ok, first off, heres some matches for me normally...EDDIE MURPHY!!! i fuckin rock! Now for some matches from my halloween get up.....fuck knows how christina got in there... i'm quite pleased that i l...
Posted by Matt! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

Kenneth? Who the f**k is Kenneth???

I just got an answer machine message from jesus, he says sorry he's a bit late, but he got delayed for a few years in traffic on the M42.  Apparently there was an overturned lorry by junction 6 a...
Posted by Matt! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:43:00 PST

DONUTS!!! right that got ur attention, now read the blog!!! lol

Well.... as all my flatmates (with the exception of four) have decided to sod off back home this weekend, i figured i'd post a random blog insulting them all.Nah, only kidding. i'll just insult most o...
Posted by Matt! on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST

Monkey Plays The Blues!!

Disclaimer: This will mean NOTHING to the majority of people who read it. To all of you who were around for the summer of Satan's Ranch and Doddfest.... you know what i'm on about. Matt Dutton ...
Posted by Matt! on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:06:00 PST

the quiz...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:MattBirthday:12th November 1984Birthplace:Basingstoke, HantsCurrent Location:HuddersfieldEye Color:grey/blue ishHair Color:badHeight:5ft 10 ish, maybe?Right Han...
Posted by Matt! on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

A Triumph For Cold Calling

10:40 this morning... i am woken up by a phone call on my room phone.. who could it be?   Me: "Hello?" A woman's voice responds:"Good Morning! I'm calling from Kitchens Direct. I was wondering if...
Posted by Matt! on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

The Happy Couple

just wanted to say congratulations to my cousin Sarah, and her fiancee Rob. They've just got engaged, and it means i will need to try and squeeze into my suit at somepoint... hopefully all the be...
Posted by Matt! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:38:00 PST