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Uncle Rico

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Great tupperware salesman. I coulda' been a great football player...if coach had put me in during the 4th quarter.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

White trash chicks with nice butt-cuts. (Mullets are out of fashion in Idaho.) And if I ever catch the guy on the internet who sold me that piece-of-junk time machine, I'll wring his neck!