I like to hang out in dark alleys with the homeless.I like to beg for change for sport.I like to go through your garbage and smell your old underwear.I pee in your shower and shampoo.I am the reason you need Viagra.I like to build your hopes up and then destroy them to see the reaction.I lurk in the shadows and I cast spells.I hope that I see you in hell.I short change you in the grocery store.I siphon the gas out of your tank.I give you the wrong directions when your lost.I say I'd like to see you when I really don't.My inner intentions are always self centered.I am diabolical and manipulative."I am the needle in the vain" "I am the high you can't sustain",I say that I'll pick you up and then I don't. I say I have your back in a fight and then I watch you get your ass kicked.I get before I give.I build you up then I burn you down.I make all my decisions based on what Miss Cleo says to do, when she's in jail I consult a magic 8ball. When thats not available I go for a different kind of 8ball.LOL, just joking, had you for a moment didn't I. Anyways I'm interested in having just plain out good times whenever possible.This means escaping the morose reality of the ever expanding corrupt government and any of their policies along with their officials, minions , and delusional nemeses. If you wish to speak to me about any of our presidential candidates please refrain. They are just the same old duplicitous politicians we as Americans always have to choose from. It's the same old game. Grandiose ideas and absolute lies about how they will fix government policy is common place in all of our elections. No one man or woman can fix our government. The whole system is corrupt. Capitalism is just a long term plan towards absolute rule and tyranny with the mask of a system that has that has elected officials who put on the facade that they have societies best interests at heart. Please people wake the fuck up! So in essence I am basically saying if you are a lover of the conformity queens and all of their bureaucratic splendor and glory, do me a favor, stay the fuck away from me. I am interested in people who think outside the box and keep the hell away from the status-quo. That being said, If the above does not apply to you, then I would be much obliged to talk with you about any and everything you wish to speak about. I have an open mind. P.S. I f any of you have a handle on how exactly to determine which of the presidential candidates is lying the least please let me know. For you truly are a mastermind.
