chimera |
1.Did you ever fart and it hurt your anus?2.Have you ever wiped yourself after pooping and there was nothing on the toilet paper?3.Have you ever shit all over the toilet seat?4.Have you ever pooped at...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:19:00 GMT |
Horace |
When we last left Horace he was lying on his back crying while his privates were wrapped in bacon and corn niblets.(Horace takes his naked knees and starts inflicting pain on himself by clapping them ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 10:32:00 GMT |
Happy go Lucky |
Horace: "Hey Shitford have you seen Sally?"(there is a small silence)Horace:"Hey Shitford...Do you know where your scrotum, lies?!"(Shitford Bows)ShitFord:"My family is under my spell.They are eating ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:21:00 GMT |
Monk Fish |
I heard that if your palm itches you are going to come into moneyMy anus hole itched the other day..my shit cave...my waste manager.. my smelly furd, what am I going to come into?I sat on my floor at ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:04:00 GMT |
Bone Buddy |
I really miss the days when I look at myself in th mirror and say man you look like if peewee herman,dave matthews and ivan drago had a baby.when I am at work all I can think about is how my and other...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:38:00 GMT |
Ginger |
When I was little I had a silly hose I called bone buddy.He was always on me about our toilet. "Why must you not put the seat down when you are done?" he would say.He had a french accent..he used to s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:36:00 GMT |
Puppies |
There is thisguy in my work and he has a moustache. He is really conscoius about his facial hair.He hired this man that I work with to hold a little mirror on his moustache the whole time he is at wor...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:49:00 GMT |
pollock |
give me a break...cmon where the hell is todd bridges these days?is anyone out there have small nuts or a bread basket?i think my nuts ar shady.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 12:44:00 GMT |
