I like surfing, smoking weed and not having a job.
I'm going to school to study filmography, but I'm not gay. Golden Corral is the best place in the world. A stoner's paradise.
A woman, oh God a woman...
Jack Johnson, Ludacris, Ben Harper (really, I'm not gay), Chilli Peppers, Zepplin, and whatevers on except apparently what Candy likes. 'Cause I'm a douche.
Anything by Tarantino.
America: FUCK YEAH
Anything on Fuse. The Tick, The X-Men, Reno 911, and Southpark.
Candy Herrera. She is badass.