FINALLY. The wait is over. My time for action has come at last! Prepare yourselves as you bear witness to my greatest creation yet: the mobile game company Sleek Media! Our first game, Neurologic, is already complete, and we have two more on the way, so check back frequently for a list of publishers that support our software. My victory...begins...NOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
As you can see, I'm a pretty evil guy. I call 'em like I see 'em, and nobody's going to tell me different! For many years, I've been working hard learning, studying, preparing to launch my own business so that I could make my bid on the future we face! Now, my wait has come to an end, and Sleek Media is a reality. I've got the skills, the charisma, and the desire to to succeed, and nothing, NOTHING will stop me this time! Don't worry, though. My victory will be reciprocated back to the people who helped make it possible. When you're as evil as me, you need lots of friends.
When I'm not conquering the world (or at least the video game industry), I like to work out, play sports, and play video games. To challenge me in Smash Bros is to challenge death itself! In golf and tennis, my Armageddon Shot and Blast Serve guaruntee my domination in even the toughest situations! Some say that my power level is over nine thoussaanndd!!!
