Sports feen. NBA, NFL, and the all important Golf. Reading the dirty sort of fiction that church people don't like to talk about. Conisour of fine foods, I like to eat :). I like to watch the grass grow, and mow it, and BBQ near it, etc. And the all typical turn-on: long walks on the beach (I have a sensitive side too).
Jennifer Aniston (the nose is a real turn on). Real People from Taxi cab Confessions.
You name it I've heard it.
Noir is not for me, but the Ladies Gone Wild is a sure hit!
Anything with the initials CSI, or having to do with doctors addicted to pain killers. Nanny 911.
Playboy has some great articles. Whatever smut my wife leaves on the bedside table. Chicken Soup for the Soul.
The person I'd like to believe I will soon be (who happens to own the Dallas Cowboys).