NUTxSLAPxSEX

NxSxS is on hiatus due to richard going to the army?!there is another band in the works focused on GRINDCORE/FASTCORE/HARDCORE!
loud shrieking ray fucks goats
gay ass gabe touches himself...too much!
fat ass keith is fat
dumass richard is a dick...no seriously
put them all together..somehow made nutXslapXsex
one day while richard was playing on his drums he heard a loud shriek out side. he went out to look and see what it was and he found ray. he asked ray what happned. ray sed i stubbed my toe on this rock. richard sed this isn't a rock it's a gold nugget! richard liked rays shriek so he asked him if he wanted to make a powerviolence band. he agreed! all they need to find was a guitarist and a bass player. richard thought of ordering one of those mail order bass players from mexico now that he had that gold nugget. he placed his order on ebay and the bass player came to his doorstep in a box in 7 to 10 buisness days. the bass players name was keith. now that they had a bassist all they needed was a guitarist. ray, richard and keith were walking down the street when they saw a little boy touching himself, they asked him what his name was..he sed gabriel, then they asked..can u play guitar, gabriel responded i can play anything with a long neck! so then they went to the garage and made beautiful sounding music. the name, we don't really know how we got it, it kinda just came out of the blue or green or one of the colors out of the crayon box.