dear people of myspace,
i can do twelve push-ups in a row.
i like to make people laugh. usually that means ill make an ass out of myself, but its worth the laughs.
i love hockey and i wish i still played every time i watch a game.
i also love all the nerdy teenage boy things. like videogames.
im huge. dont mess with me. i killed the last dinosaur known to man with nothing but my index finger.
i was once an elf in my grade six school christmas play. the point of telling you that? there is none.
this was a waste of your time, but i thank you for reading over it.
sincerely,
jared clinton.
and if you somehow use my name to trace my exact location, you're creepy. and i'll invite you into my home.
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