What's there to say that isn't glaringly obvious from the devastating collection of pics to be found within this most wondrous of myspace profiles??? I mean, seriously, this page is what dreams are made of, people! And if you don't agree, then Bring It, because you can rest assured that it has already been Brought-ed!!! (by the way, that last bit is from Not Another Teen Movie and that movie was filmed all over Monrovia HS, where I went to school so many years ago...)
...what, you still want details??? The pics weren't enough...? ...psh. Oh-kay then. I'm a recent transplant to NYC from Los Angeles (with some stops in Las Vegas, San Antonio, Colorado Springs and the Azores). I had given up on coffee because it started turning my teeth a quite unpleasant shade of light yellow...but while I can get out of the house without a cup, there's no way I can really start work without a nice cup o' joe. And by joe, I mean coffee. Seriously, pervs, that's just wrong.
I work at NBC nowadays, which is a much happier place to be than the Air Force. At least for me. My utmost respect to those of my friends and to the many others who happily serve in our military. I did it for 8 years and wouldn't trade that for anything. But my life wasn't being completely 'lived' (wow...that kind of statement usually requires a man to be in all black and a beret and a perpetual frown - bear with me) and I decided it was time for a change. So here I am...NBC in NYC. I could be my own sitcom. And how awesome would that be????
Some Things About Me You Should Know (STAMYSK; acronyms are fun, you know it): I have a small addiction to DVDs. I'm much better than I used to be, as I don't have quite the room I used to have to store them. And movies are sucking a lot more lately. Dancing? Love it. Just lie to me and don't tell me how I look when I'm dancing. Because if 'Can't Get You Out of My Head' or 'Hava Nagila' come on the speakers, I dare you to get in my way on my path to the dance floor. Communication? I'm HORRIBLE at it. I have lost many friends to my poor skills in this category. But those who've persevered have been rewarded with a pretty loyal (and if I humbly say so, AWESOME) friend. I'm just much better a friend in person. Seriousy. And I tend to keep things updated on my personal website because then I can just throw all my pics and thoughts there and you can get your Hobie-update on your schedule. And I'm all about your needs. ;-)
So now that I've probably won over at least 98% of the people who've read this, go ahead, click on 'Add to Friends'. It'll be the best decision you've made all day. Unless you're one of those numerous Spam friend requests. Seriously, I have no interest in being your friend, 'Amber', if that's your real name. I'm gay, for the love of ...well, you know. Your charms are wasted on me, lady!
