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mike mallari

michaelmallari

About Me

Food is my gf...
I spend all my money on her.
Feed me and i'll be your friend :)
What can I say? I make girls jealous with my weight changing ability :P
People say im weird, fat, dumb, ugly, and/or retarded... but i know they love me :D
talk to me! sn: MallariMichael

My Interests

-food
-friends
-poker
-music
-movies
-bowling
-basketball
-sometimes golf
-sometimes piano
-halo
-guitar hero
-eating
-sleeping
-galavanting

I'd like to meet:

nice & simple

Music:

oh yeah!

Movies:

ohh yeahh!

Television:

oh yeah!!

Books:

oh no! :(

Heroes:

-Jeff Mo'Fuckin David!
-Me. I'm my own hero :)
-These kids:

and these girls: