acrobatic deficiencies |
this morning i awoke with abrasions. generally when this occurs i have no recollection of how i acquired said abrasions. this time i remember. last night i disco...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
paid to play |
it rokks so hard when you think you're going to have to save every receipt for your career related trip to new york, but instead the school sends you a nice fat check in the mail that will cover it.bo...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
introducing... |
my new fetish:
.latenightmicrowavepopcorneating.
it's salty and it's good.
thankf'inggod for the stealth-&-silent microwave that allows me to pop such wonders undetected. ...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
tonight i... |
...verbalized the term
"shake the meat."
i just thought the world should know.
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i just don't get it. |
i understand the point of french MANIcures.
(these, in case you have no idea what that is.)
but french PEDIcures? i just don't get it.
what possesses women to paint their toenails like that?
why ...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
vaccione |
who's your daddy excited?
i depart for san francisco in t-minus
three hours, six minutes and thirty-nine seconds.
BEEP.
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i guess it was money well spent, eh? |
i swear i can hear my new victoria secret bra whispering...
"va-va-va-voom!"
can you hear it, too?
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
random acts of public peeing |
so far i've seen three recently.
the most disturbing thing about them?
they all involved young children.
1) a little boy peeing on the stoop of hi-fi pizza in central square while his mother h...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
robbins, you kick my ass. |
"at birth we are red-faced, round, intense, pure. the crimson fire of universal consciousness burns in us. gradually, however, we are devoured by parents, gulped by schools, chewed up by peers, swall...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
meow. |
i don't understand why it ever became a fad to tack "kittens" on the end of a brooding list of interests.
for example:
interests: death, destruction and kittens.
always with the freakin' ki...
Posted by ::S:: on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
