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Pinny

Trust me, I'm cooler than you.

About Me

Let's see . . . I'm a blackbelt in every martial art known to man and a few still unknown. I can kill a shark with one punch. And I can take my thumb off and put it back on.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Superman. I've got a plan to kick his ass . . . it involves a little something called Kryptonite (shhhhh!!).

My Blog

"STUPID HUMAN TRICKS" by JW

STUPID HUMAN TRICKS -- by JW In case any of my readers have not figured out by now, I may not always show the finest of judgment or decision making skills.  In fact, it is sometimes a wonder to e...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:25:00 GMT

"Japanese Toilets" by JW

"Japanese Toilets" by JW   Of the countless differences between Japan and America, the cross-cultural discrepancy between our restrooms and toilets is staggering.  The Japanese' politeness ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:30:00 GMT

"JORDANS REVENGE" by JW

Across the street from my house lived the Clarks. They absolutely hated me and my family and probably hated my friend Dale's family even more (my next door neighbors). This was fine by us because we d...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:35:00 GMT

Free Money From GW -- What’s Wrong With That?

All right, Kids.  Here's the deal.  I'm not complaining about the free money.  On the contrary, I think it rules.  Anyone that complains about it should send theirs to me or shut y...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Why I Hate Christmas -- by JW

I took my wife to the mall in LA yesterday. As we got there we had to navigate through a crowd of losers milling around in front of a big stage set up in the middle of the plaza. It's 85 degrees and s...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 20:49:00 GMT

JW -- Here to Bring Freedom to You!!!!!!

 Everyone can sleep easy tonight knowing JW is keeping the world safe from Terror . . .   I'm steerin' the ship!!!  http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/jwatson626/JW-Ste erintheShip.jp...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:25:00 GMT

Remember NOT To Do This Again . . . .

Two things that I will try not to do again. Thing 1:  When I am sitting on the floor sorting my clothes into different piles after a long trip (stinky pile, black pile, colored pile, white p...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 18:13:00 GMT

INDIANA JONES IS A STUPID RETARDED IDIOT

..> INDIANA JONES IS A STUPID, RETARDED, BRAINLESS IDIOT!!!!!!!! OK. I've always liked "Raiders of the Lost Ark" but when I was watching it last night I got really pissed off. Indiana Jones has go...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:43:00 GMT

"The Short Bus" -- by JW

The Short Bus -- by JWYou know it. You love it. You laugh your ass off when it comes by. Yes, my friends, I'm talking about the short bus. The short bus has become synonymous with dummies, cripples, a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 18:05:00 GMT

JW Finds Weapons of Mass Destruction in Philippines

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y97/jwatson626/GUN.jpgWhen I saw this picture in the paper (see above link) I immediately fell in love. The fact that they sold something like this on the streets of ...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 13:00:00 GMT