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Rory E.

Whenever you see a man with a mustache, it's either a policeman or a pervert, and you need to stay a

About Me

You Bring Me Joy

I COULD leave you scrambling to find your jaw somewhere in the rubble that was once your mind...Barney is Gangsta!
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My Interests

Beehives, bicycles, psychedelia, cults, crime, food, sunshine, stand-up, sex, drugs, rock'n roll, trivia

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedberg. Two guys sitting around talking about sandwiches.

Movies:

Big Lebowksi, Little Otik, and virtually any documentary (Errol Morris!)

Television:

New guilty pleasure: Grey's Anatomy Next guilty pleasure: Lost, probably

Books:

The Omnivore's Dilemma, and The Botany of Desire, by Michael Pollan

Heroes:

No other field of science would be presumptuous enough to have a meeting about its next revolution. But then no other field of science is like string theory, which says that nature with all its forces and particles is composed of tiny strings wriggling in 10 dimensions. String theory conferences have often been the scene of drama and, one year, even dancing and singing, when new developments rocketed the field into new dimensions of their mathematical wonderland.

My Blog

The Mouse

On my first morning in New York City, I found myself in a stranger's kitchen, drowning a mouse in a stainless steel cooking pot. It was the kind of pot with copper plating on the bottom, which extends...
Posted by Rory E. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST

L'Uomo Control

L'Uomo Control - because syntax is important. Read the MISSION STATEMENT if you want to understand.
Posted by Rory E. on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST

Drunk

Not only did I smash an important glass possession into a million tiny pieces that are now embedded in my carpet, I also drunkenly graffiti-ed my own half-finished artwork last night. Merlot, I'm shak...
Posted by Rory E. on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

Back to School

Today was a good day. At 4AM, I had a sudden violent realization that I had to be at school four hours later, at 8AM. This was the worst moment of my life. I bitterly chided myself as I recalled ea...
Posted by Rory E. on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST