Don't worry. I'm the best friend you could ever ask for. I'd steal your stereo and have sex with your sister or even your mom if you asked me too. No hesitation.
I hate rocks with a passion. I think I would fight rocks all day if I didn't have to go to work and eat and stuff like that. Fucking rocks, man. They're always like, "Hey, Sean! How old are you? 21, you say? Well guess what! I'm a six thousand year old rock and I used to be part of Mount Everest!" All rocks are are somehow able to trace their origins back to Mount Everest. I hate them. Unoriginal, condescending bastards.
I like to say 'Rumple' really loud after I fart.I'm the biggest dork you're likely to meet. I like hanging out with my dorky friends and doing dorky stuff like playing video games. Yes, I play video games. I guess it's out of the bag. I'm an internationally reknowned assassin and brain surgeon. I'm often on the run, performing my duties for the King of the U.S., so if I don't answer for a while, just assume I've been killed in glorious battle.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sean Michael Fagan
Birthday: June 11
Birthplace: Chicago, Il
Current Location: Germany
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, bitch
The Shoes You Wore Today: Combat boots and Jesus sandles...bitch
Your Weakness: uncontrollable laughter
Your Fears: getting eaten alive or getting burned or freezing or suffocating or getting choked or getting shot/stabbed/thrown off of a tall building and grass
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Dying gloriously, saving children from a burning building
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I really dream that? I'm a sick bastard.
Your Best Physical Feature: nose, it's huge, dominating and regal
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory: fighting with my brother
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who cares?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: always
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes (sighs dramatically)
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: of course
Do you belive in yourself: yes, I BELIVE in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, I'm dead sexy
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no...maybe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no (sighs dramatically again)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: see Goals you would like to achieve this year
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good father
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: any really, but I'm Irish so I like the flaming red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me (that's pretty short)
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: the worn-in style
Number of Drugs I have taken: countless. I'm a regular fiend.
Number of CDs I own: two, but all of my others were stolen a few weeks back
Number of Piercings: zero. My mother would tear it out, reagrdless of where it was.
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one
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