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carlandatron

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I can beat any of you fuckers in a wife carryin' race.

My Interests

The things i'm interested in. My wife Sam, cage fighting, competitive eating, ham-boning, cat-fisting or "noodling", vacuuming, English shin kickin', hockey, ghost riding, fence plowin', battle dancing and bullet art.

I'd like to meet:

Wayne Gretzky, oh wait, I've already met him.

Music:

The goodest kind. Archers of Loaf, Hot Snakes, Fu Manchu, ATDI, Dinosour Jr., The Who, Beck, Sonic Youth, Flaming Lips, Latin Jazz, Pavement, Guided by Voices, Drive Like Jehu, Ween, Built to Spill, AC}Dc, Weezer and my own bedroom guitar riffs.

Movies:

The Jerk, Office Space, Cube, The future of food (a documentary on genetically modified food and the patenting of seeds by Monsanto) - Watch it! Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars; episodes 4,5,6, Wet Hot American Summer and all Kubrick Films, Who Killed the Electric Car?, Documentary/Mocumentary, & Michael Moore films; they're funny!

Television:

C-SPAN's, Cartoons (no anime), Daily Show, Colbert Report, History Channel, I Shoudn't be Alive, those caveman commercials, Nova, Frontline, News Hour w/ Jim Lehrer, Weather Channel, Countdown w/ Kieth Olberman, Deadwood, Six Feet Under, Weeds. There are good things on TV Mr. and Mrs. "I don't watch TV". Plus, Progressive Talk Radio ; Thom Hartman, Ed Shultz, Randi Rhoads.

Books:

Haven't read an entire one since I rediscovered video games about 5 yrs ago. I must read more! Do magazines count? Really, I CAN read...seriously.

Heroes:

People who don't have arms and legs & shit.