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Jake

About Me

myspace graphics & layoutsI am.... in love with rock n roll, fascinated by the world, tempted by vice, driven by the low down bass groove, not as tattooed as i'd like to be, pierced in the just the right amount of places, critically literate, absorbed by the devience of desire, a show off, likely to be grumpy, swept off my feet by life as often as i let myself, fuelled by rum, cigarettes and bourbon biscuits, dazzled by pin up girls, enthralled by fetishism, easily led astray, occasionally trouble, guilty of doubt, indentified by my cowboy hat, mystified by the continual decline of civilisation, loving my life. I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a spare '69 Firebird....or a baby Polar bear!

My Blog

Beyond the valley of the spoons

Pretend this a really witty and original blog about all sorts of bollocks including, Gigs, string breakages, The stupidity of London club owners, snow, Life, cake, movies, goats, literature and how to...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:58:00 GMT

Vote Mordachi!

..> .. Get resource file-name (06/21/2006)--> ..> ..> ..> [14 Feb 2008 | Thursday] ..>   Vote for MORDACHI at the Indy Music Awards NEWS!!!!! Mordachi have just been nominated for ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 03:02:00 GMT

Waaaaarp!

Well it must be time for the 6 monthly update.Top news this month is that i've just joined a band, the mighty Mordachi (if you listen carefully you can hear em on my profile) I'm very excited about it...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:06:00 GMT

Home and back again

Mmmm toast!I've got the plague, i go back for 4 days and come back with some form of countryside pox!It was nice to get out of town for a bit and breath some clean air, lovely to see my lovely friends...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:33:00 GMT

"Ray? Ray?..... It's here Ray."

Jesusgod! I'm watching a show about vaginas, which sounds great i know, but i've just watched a woman getting her pubic mound liposuctioned! I'm sitting surrounded by sheets of tabulature and guitar ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 15:52:00 GMT

"What do you do when you're not buying stereos? finance revolutions?"

I can see a duck on a roof from here! Shit.... How much did i drink? He's gonna fall off, his little webby feet won't grip! Me First and the Gimmes Gimmes rocked! Nottingham is odd. It's amazing what ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:32:00 GMT

"Children? they're just drunk midgets!"

Hehe! Someone reminded me of that quote from Dylan Moran, genius! It's also fairly applicable to my experience at Give it a name '06, the worlds gayest rock show! I'm frankly appalled that whiche...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:07:00 GMT

'Things to do in Cardiff when it rains....'

I really, really wanna watch a good movie, eat some nice healthy food.... drink lots of wine and smoke loads (grrr damn the evil voices) So in this weeks news, i had my first sitting with Rob @ Idle ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:58:00 GMT

"I want my rock stars DEAD.....POW!"

Shit, i had a point earlier...... Oh yeah, You'll love this, it's so cool.  i was talkin to a guy at work earlier, just your regular power crazed bike riding nutter and we were talking cars, appa...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 05:49:00 GMT

"Look, the most beautiful rainbow in the world...."

Things i learned this weekend: It is now almost impossible to move in this town without tripping over pissed irishmen. It's too bloody cold, i just saw a penguin, and he was wearing gloves! My custome...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:46:00 GMT