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Chubs the Famous

Chubs the Famous

About Me

I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+Hey I'm Jake, some people call me Chubs. Im a regular guy, I drive around, listen to music and go to work. I'm usually pretty exciting but I hate talking about myself on this crap so whatev. I love that it's summer time now and we are always having bbq's at my house, and yes you're invited.Some things you should know about me: I usually wear black t-shirts. I like to buy shoes. I baby talk with my girlfriend. I drive a ford bronco so I'm always bitching about not having gas. I like to drink, hang out, and be with my friends.I work at Best Buy and Papa Murphy's Pizza.. (before you ask, no I can't give you free pizza, that's called stealing folks!)I'm kind of a sarcastic guy, some people think I'm being a jerk but I'm just kidding around, I'm actually pretty nice.I don't know what to write here. Anyways, I'm cool, so you should probably try to be friends with me.Also please don't add me if you never talk, if your in a shitty band, or if you suck at life.HEROES FOR HIRE: COMING SOON TO SKAGIT VALLEY BENJAMIN GOODWIN AND MYSELF ARE THE CREATORS OF HEROES FOR HIRE LET US DO YOUR DIRTY WORK! WHATEVER IT IS!!!

My Interests

I like to cook, watch movies, hang out with Jonny and whoever else. I like driving my Bronco and just sitting around.I just recently got into home improvement, so I like to talk about all the cool stuff I want to do to my house.

I'd like to meet:

Just say hi, I'll probably like you, cause you're a cool kid right? That's right don't be so hard on yourself.

Music:

Rise Against, Throwdown, As I lay Dying, Underoath, Aus Rotten, Saosin, blood for blood, no use for a name, offspring, Too many bands to list.I also like some softer stuff like Jack Johnson and all the other semi-homosexual guys that my girlfriend makes me listen to. (Don't tell her I like it though because then I won't have anything to complain about :))

Movies:

I mostly like comedys.. I enjoy the occassional chick flick or action movie.

Television:

I don't watch much tv.. but I like the discovery channel

Books:

I used to read everything.. Now not so much.

Heroes:

Benderman Charles Goodwin.. If you don't know Bender you don't know shit

My Blog

Why not me?

Have you ever looked at a happy couple and though.. Why not me? I mean there's nothing wrong with you, your a cool guy (or girl), attractive, funny, a good person.. But you just can't find that happin...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:22:00 PST

Dear Mr. President

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICODavid M. BresnahanApril 1, 2006NewsWithViews.comDear President Bush:I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask y...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST

Read this and be offended.. You tool!

I have never seen a more true statement in my entire life.
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST

Mens Rules *I stole this!!*

Men's Rules We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work th...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:04:00 PST

Why it's better to date me then a sex offender

I didn't make this up, but it's hilarious! Ladies, for most of you, there will come a point in your life where you will have to choose between either going out on a date with me or a convicted sex off...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 03:52:00 PST

Please stop

Saying "in bed" after you read your damn fortune cookie... It makes me want to kill you
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

Like Whoa

Please please please please please stop saying "Like Whoa"You sound like a retard and you suck at life.Thank you
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:10:00 PST

YEEEHAW

So Im at work.. not working.. Im bored.. So anyways Im at Burger King yesterday sitting in line waiting for a effin soda and this HUGE ass redneck is standing in front of me.. and I mean RED... NECK t...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:03:00 PST

For everyone who knew me in highschool.. Yes Im big

Okay so the subject keeps getting brought up about how big Ive gotten.. Not fat (which I am pretty chubby right at the moment, but my weight goes up and down so much oh well) But yes Ive gotten bigger...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 07:40:00 PST

Bloggy Blog Blog

So I haven't been a blogger lately.. Ive been busy. Slammed at work, there are lots of new accounts to open and sales to close, plus I got in trouble for being online to much. We had a meeting and dis...
Posted by Chubs the Famous on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:55:00 PST