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KIRT

we are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane. - kilgore trout

About Me

I really like soup. alot. you can aim me @ dirtkmcgirt

My Interests

waking up with no eyeboogers, i'd like to throw a shoe at a cop just once, golf a good round, the yankees, saving up for vacations to mexico, i like to eat cheese, when people pull out of parking lots on the right side and dont think that they are in england just cause they are in a fuckin parking lot, i like those things at the airports that make you walk all fast, spongebob and snagglepuss, iggy pop, beer, eating butter instead of margerine, watching curling, betting on womans boxing, libertarian conventions on tv, string cheese, those pickles in bags at gas stations, chuck norris, my sandles, tiny tim, roller coasters and water slides, throwing stuff, beer, ramen noodles, crushing heads with my fingers, and the dumbest most pointless shit that i do every day is my favorite part, not the stuff that matters because those are the things that you have to do in order to survive. i like the few seconds between the important stuff. i like to make the most of it, i like my truck, and egg rolls at the gas station, and going to the beer store to get gas. i like to make salsa and pickle things, dream about fishing when it is too cold to fish, collect change for polar bears, i really like to sleep for my dreams are far more entertaining than most of the stuff a normal day has to offer, and im soon to be really enjoying my pope suit.

I'd like to meet:

a Coelacanth, and eat it. in front of its mother, in fact at its family reunion. and bring hungry people with me. a polar bear, one of the spectacled fake ones, a sturgeon, and a weather balloon. and my very own monkey

Music:

nirvana, stp,tool,frank sinatra,mudhoney, beck, soundgarden, nofx, harvey danger, peppers, led zepplin, blind mellon, cownting crows, black crows, metallica, rage, nine inch nails, flaming lips, violent femmes, tiger army, the decendants, goldfinger, rusted root, offspring, lucious jackson, belly, beastie boys, anthrax, tori amos, pumpkins, everclear, refreshments, hank williams, tony bennett, guns and roses, the stones, meat puppets, bob marley, white zombie, ben folds, cream, queen,marcy playground, white stripes, sex pistols, bad religion, portishead, manu, the strokes, live, neil diamond, garth, charlie daniels, jethro tull, harry connick, the presidents of the united states, bloodhound gang, tupac, wu-tang, miles davis, they might be giants, foo fighters, superdrag, the clash, system of a down, hole, arrested developement, afi, third eye blind, the rentals, ani, the cure, sponge, alice in chains, soul asylum, bush,violent femmes, our lady of peace, ugly kid joe, the circle jerks, rem, lucas, sublime, johny cash, meat puppets, clapton, syd barrett, u2, the dead, van morrison, dropkick murphy's, blues traveler, the beatles, inxs, patti rothberg, ice cube, eazy e, janes addiction, dave matthews, the deftones, iggy pop, david bowie, and yes alannis

Movies:

fuckin name it guy, i like

Television:

i just downloaded every episode of the office and am on my second time through. i dont know what is next but it is almost baseball season so alot of yankees games.

Books:

currently some douglas adams "tea time" action, and some hesse. anything by vonnegut, i enjoy hunter s. thompson, biographies, heller is one funny ass dude, and of course edgar allan poe. i've tried to read dickens many books many times but that is one borring guy, other than that ive read most of the classics and they are great, AND ALL THE CALVIN AND HOBBES THAT I CAN GET MY HANDS ON

Heroes:

russ springer, the only dude with enough balls to throw at barry bonds' roided up big ass bean.

My Blog

fuckin maine

so allright, peep this. i went to get my maine license today 3 years late and some old dude there was getting handicapped plates for his wife with no proof that she is a gimp. 21 BUCKS AND YOU ARE HAN...
Posted by KIRT on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:25:00 PST

CONVERSE WATER

dude, so my feet were stankin real bad right. i mean stank, like id put on new socks and put on my shoes and in like 2 hours my feet were wet and i could smell them standing up. this happens with conv...
Posted by KIRT on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

wooly mammoth

really, and this might sound a bit selfish, but why not me? i want a wooly mammoth, i mean they got the frozen one that they found in siberia and they was gonna clone that shit or at least mate it wit...
Posted by KIRT on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST