My dumbass |
I know a lot of you take joy in my everyday happenings, that for some reason tend to be unfortunate events. So, here's my rant of the month.
Nismo is my baby car but I am quite the abusive mother. Jus...
Posted by Muffin Top on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:51:00 PST |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
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Posted by Muffin Top on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:36:00 PST |
Heartbroken |
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all...
Posted by Muffin Top on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST |
This guy farted in my mouth |
Yeah it was soooo nasty. I was on the treadmill, having a good run, thinking about random things....did I turn in that expense report...I think I left my Chinese leftover at work....that girl hasn't s...
Posted by Muffin Top on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:32:00 PST |
I hate German cars |
They're crap. I hate them. I specifically hate BMWs. Let me warn you about German cars before you encounter one in your life. They may be good looking cars on the outside but they'...
Posted by Muffin Top on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST |
Vegas '06 |
I'm sure people at work are sick of me and the girls (and David) talking about Vegas but it was like an adult theme park! Hot guys were everywhere like cotton candy on a stick. Here's a recap of the f...
Posted by Muffin Top on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:06:00 PST |
It's 1am and I'm naked watching Must Love Dogs |
Yeah I know, it sounds like some beastiality porn fantasy but it's not. I was trying to sleep and I got too hot so I took off my clothes in bed. I still couldn't sleep so I popped in a movie (Mus...
Posted by Muffin Top on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 12:44:00 PST |
Lately I've been thinking maybe... |
Maybe... God wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.Maybe...when the door of happ...
Posted by Muffin Top on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:44:00 PST |
I have a crush on you! |
Find out if you and your crush are compatible by putting in their names. It's kinda goofy but fun.
http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/131287498...
Posted by Muffin Top on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:44:00 PST |
You don't die from a broken heart...you only wish you did. |
Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.
Posted by Muffin Top on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 07:39:00 PST |
