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Monotone Chawles <3

Han solo muffin!

About Me

Mow.

My Interests

Pokemon

I'd like to meet:

Cohhii: do you like coke? SantaClaus: Well what do you think? Cohhii: do you like coke? SantaClaus: Clearly this is not getting you in the Christmas spirit. Cohhii: are you in the christmas spirit? SantaClaus: Maybe. Cohhii: where do you get the blow? SantaClaus: I do most of my shopping ... It's tough to get to the stores up here. Cohhii: so are they your suppliers? SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer Cohhii: explain what you mean by christmas cheer SantaClaus: That's a good question, Santa is no hypocrite: I've been on my best behavior, all year. Cohhii: why are you talking in the 3rd person? SantaClaus: Well, are you real? I'm here talking to you. Of course, I'm real. Cohhii: you have lost sense of reality years ago... SantaClaus: Oh my, this should be a lot easier! You need to relax and let the Christmas sprit flow. Cohhii: what do you mean by "christmas cheer" SantaClaus: Don't you know already? Cohhii: Is it some sort of sick synonym for cocaine SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? Cohhii: Whats that? SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see? Cohhii: do you even know what is going on right now? SantaClaus: Well have you played hangman yet? Cohhii: what?! SantaClaus: My goodness. What, what? Cohhii: you have no clue where you are SantaClaus: Where, what? I'm an old(ish) man. Cohhii: I didnt ask your age SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ? Cohhii: you gather YOUR thoughts cokehead SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Cohhii: That is true SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit :-) Cohhii: so Can I have some of your Coke? SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else? Cohhii: no SantaClaus: No? Cohhii: santa I am done SantaClaus: You've got him. Cohhii: I am leaving, just remember to bring the coke to lith harbor at 3 a.m., you will see me. SantaClaus: Now, now... That's simply just too much for elves and me to understand in one go. Could you try asking something a little shorter? Cohhii: oh man, that coke is killing you SantaClaus: Why did you say that?What Santa's not telling u is...he relies on SHOP.COM (Should have geussed, cocaine over the interweb)

Music:

The 1st season Pokemon Theme Music .. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Pokemon the movie 1,2,3 and 4.

Television:

Pokemon, Pokemon: advanced battle

Books:

The pokemon Coloring book

Heroes:

Cosby, Connery, Peppers.

My Blog

Wal-mart!!!

This message is of dire importance!  It is about a bulletin that I recently viewed.  Here it is without any changes: A sister and her brother were inside a new Wal-Mart. The sister at eight ...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:52:00 PST

Spool

    So uh... long time no blog huh?  (Really busy)      While I was away my blog broke 1000 page views.  I am also the proud owner of an amish man.  H...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

Jim

Hullo!  It's about that time of the month again, you know... blog time!Let's start this thing off with my subject headline, Jim.  If you haven't heard hes the kid that died in a car accident...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST

Buffalo soldier

    Hullo everyone!  Sorry I haven't updated in sooo long.  >    First up is my academic life.  My grades from last semester were not that great.  'sp...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

Gazillion.

    Hello!  How are ye me hearties?     First thing is first, college has been great.  When I first came here, I got really bad grades.  In english I had a...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

Permit

    Hullo everyone!    You may have noticed that my category is way different from my subject, and that is because this category is amazing!  I mean school and colle...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:12:00 PST

Lemme see...

    Alrighty, I apologize for not updating in awhile.  I have been rather busy with my new JOB!  Ha HA ha!  Aaaaand the font is whacky...  There we go, I try to get ...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:54:00 PST

6-pronged shuriken

Hullo everyone    Sorry that I haven't had an update in awhile, I've been ... busy.  Just a warning that my last blog (posted 4 minutes ago) has alot of adult themes in it.  I...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:04:00 PST

12th grade narrative

After school always provides an exciting and optimistic feeling.  The viridian blossoms had just bloomed last week.  I didnt plan on doing my biology homework since it is Friday and I never ...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:47:00 PST

the candle of war

    Alright,     lets see.. first i would like to greet you.  I like you very much, more than a blog maker should like a blog reader.  you know...  Specia...
Posted by Monotone Chawles <3 on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:40:00 PST