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albert ayler

About Me

On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

My Blog

best thing ever

Today I bought a sealed copy of bob dylan's the times they are a changing on LP, original, not digital reissue. Opening it and listening to the LP for the first time was the greatest aural orgasm ever...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:16:00 GMT

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it was funny to discover my new apartment, which we got because it was removed from cim, has cim string players and a pianist accross the street. its funny for some reason. or at least funny enough to...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:27:00 GMT

New Haven

pretty cool little town. fucking expensive though, or cleveland's just dirt cheap. Finally met some people, I hadn't conversed with anyone outside of Kale or Franz Kafka for a little over two weeks. W...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:32:00 GMT

cars suck

got hit by a car today. stiches in the knee. split lip so no fucking trombone for at least a week. it fuckign sucks, i've really been working hard the whole time mr stout has been gone and now it does...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:33:00 GMT