I Mark For...
Professional Wrestling
Video Games
DVDs
Movies
Extra Pulp In My Orange Juice
Nachos
Getting Fucking Shitface Wasted
Olivia Munn
Keeping The Room Temperature At A Toasty 75 Degrees
Concerts
Box Fans And Their Power To Cool Me Off
Lunchables
Spicy Chicken Fillets
Kissing Girls Who Smoke
Coooollllllllllllllld Beer
Head Rubs
The Nostalgia Critic
5 Second Long Two Armed Hugs
Chicks who are down with the Wearing Black Fat Man
Chairs With Back Support
Late Nite Pie
Slouching
The Cold Breeze I Feel On My Head After Having It Shaved
Layla El's Ass
Sloth(s)
Vicodin
Gluttony
Macaroni and Cheese
Chicken Fried Steak
Wigs
Smart Women
Layla El's Accent
Women With Unique Hair Colors
Women With Piercings And Tattoos
Jagermeister
Vodka
and Music
I Fucking Hate...
People Who Get Butthurt When I Have A Different Opinion On Something
2007
Relationships
Road trips
Ravers
Children
Liars
Justin Timberlake
Olde City Pub
When I Wanna Leave Somewhere And People Ask Me Where I'm Going...I'm Going Home To Sleep. Shut Up.
Lack Of Sleep
Warm Beer
Bad Dreams
Traffic
Dancing
One Armed Hugs
Cold Toilet Seats
Stools
Dentist Chairs
Trips To DMV
Bad Tans
Fake Tans
Spray On Tans
Tans In General
Couples Parties
Bam Margera's Accent
People Who Claim To Be Married When In Fact They Are Not...Fuck Outta Here With That Shit
Rude Bitches
People who tell me I should respect women
Chicks who look bored in their MySpace photos
Smelly People
Warm Beer
Stephanie McMahon
Stools
Paris Hilton and her shitty hotels
World Of Borecraft
E-Rappers
Pine Needles
Being forced to listen to music I fucking hate
Red Traffic Lights
Chicks taking off my hat
Wigs
Annoying Catch Phrases
Austin, Texas
Chairs Without Back Support
Tan Lines
Visible Bruises On Chicks...(But At The Same Time It's Funny. Especially When They're On The Face)
When I Ask People What Music They Listen To They Say "Everything"
Most British humor
Traveling
Shitty paychecks
Spin-kickers
Any music that's not on my list
Gross chicks
Tall women
Bad Drivers
Shit Talkers
You
smashed up my sanity smashed up my integrity smashed up what i believed in smashed up what's left of me smashed up my everything smashed up all that was true gonna smash myself to pieces i don't know what else to do
311
3rd Strike
40 Below Summer
A Perfect Circle
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alice In Chains
American Head Charge
Anthrax
Aphex Twin
Arch Enemy
Audioslave
Bach
Bad Religion
Beastie Boys
Beck
Beethoven
Black Sabbath
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Bloodhound Gang
Bone Thugs
Colonel Claypool's Bucket Of Bernie Brains
Candlebox
Chemical Brothers
Chevelle
Collective Soul
Corey Hart (bitches)
Cypress Hill
D.V.D.A.
Damageplan
Dark Lotus
David Bowie
Depeche Mode
Dillinger Escape Plan
Dope
Duran Duran
Eric Clapton
Faith No More
Foo Fighters
Geto Boys
God Lives Underwater
Godsmack
Green Day
Guns And Roses
Gwar
Helmet
Rollins Band
Ice Cube
Insane Clown Posse
Jay-Z
Journey
Joy Division
Judas Preist
Kid Rock
Killswitch Engage
Korn
Kottonmouth Kings
Lamb Of God
Led Zeppelin
Lenney Kravitz
Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade
Les Claypool And The Holy Mackerel
Louie Armstrong
Ludacris
Meshuggah
Metallica
Method Man and Redman
Ministry
Monster Magnet
Motley Crue
Motorhead
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nonpoint
N.W.A.
Orgy
Outkast
Ozzy
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Peter Gabriel
Phil Collins
PM5K
Primer 55
Primus
Prince
Psychopathic Rydas
Queen
Queens Of The Stone Age
Rage Against The Machine
Rammstein
RHCP
Rob Zombie
Robert Fucking Palmer
Run DMC
Rush
Seven Mary Three
Sevendust
Shadows Fall
Shotgun Facelift
SHSM
Silverchair
Six Feet Under
SLAYER
Slipknot
Soil
Soulfly
Staind (Dysfuntcion and before)
Stone Sour
Stone Temple Pilots
Sublime
Superjoint Ritual
System Of A Down
The Talking Heads
Taproot
Tech N9ne
Three Six Mafia
Tom Petty
Tool
Twiztid
Union Underground
Van Halen
Ween
Weird Al Yankovic
Westside Connection
White Stripes
Wu-Tang Clan
1. Big Lebowski
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Dumb and Dumber
4. The 40 Year Old Virgin
5. Friday
200 channels...nothing but cats.
Joe Bruce
My Details
Status: Alive
Here For: Free beer
Orientation: I love titties!
Body Type: Bigger than you.
Ethnicity: Cracker
Religion: McMahonism
Sign: Middle finger
Smoke/Drink: Yuck!/Yumm!
Occupation: Big boots to the face
Income: Enough
Don't You Hate Pants: Hell yes