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Jessica Rabbit

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

NO LONGER sadly, this is added. Jesus fucking christ I'm really beginning to hate men. I mean, bull dyke feminist hate. GRRRRRRRR. Anyways...
I DON'T LIKE BOYS. STOP SENDING ME STUPID IM'S. I mean seriously, how hard is it? All I ask is for two things. Be able to spell and don't have a penis. For Christ's sake already....

Some say I live an interesting life. I don't know that I'd agree but some say it none the less. I live for my local theatre, The Vortex and I spend more time there than I do at my own home. I love escaping the confines of a cubicle or a shoebox apartment to spend time outdoors. I am probably the most straight forward person you'll ever meet. I know, I know.. You ask, "But how can that be? You're a scorpio!" and I say yes, but I've found that the shock value from straight forwardness and being honest let's me learn more from a person that lies and running people in circles. I am in constant search for THE Enigma. Who that is I don't know but I know they're out there. Someone to keep me interested past tomorrow. Someone to offer that lifetime of challenges so there's no boredom.

I love to socialize. You can often find me hanging out at Elysium , my current most favorite club. It's not quite a sidekicks but it'll do. Vodka's the drink of choice. If not that any other clear liquor (but NOT tequila! ACK!) I love water. Everything about water. Swimming, SCUBA, water ski, jet ski, surfing, boating, beach barbecues, etc. etc. I also love doing the things that no one else can do. Because it brings me attention and scorpios love to be the center of attention. It also gives a false sense of security and power. Something that doesn't have anything to do with being scorpio but more likely to do with me having shitty parents who always made me feel like I was less than. I love tattoos, piercings, and many other body mods. At the height of my piercing escapade (before I had to get a real job) I had 37 piercings. Now I only have two. Not counting earrings of course. I've recently been exploring with blue, purple, and red as far as hair color is concerned. I totally dig goth, blackness, darkness, and as I've recently discovered, psycho girlfriends. So, the more psycho you are, the better we'll get along. I love to read and sadly, as you can prolly tell, am a HUGE computer nerd BUT, I'll be the first person to tell you to go fuck yourself. Because I can. And it's funny.
I love to take pictures. Everywhere I look I see something beautiful so I started carrying a camera. Then, in all their evilness corporate America invented the camera phone and I haven't stopped taking pictured since. I even have my own little psuedo gallery at http://photos.daisychick.com . Hmmm, and now that I've put that here, I think I'll start actually updating it a little quicker. Or maybe not. I'm really lazy. I'm sure there's tons more to say but I can't think of anything right now so... read on I guess.......

My Interests

Water. All of it. Anything to do with water that isn't gross. Swimming, hot tubbing, boating, water skiing, jet skiing, SCUBA, technical diving, rescue diving, swiftwater rescue, and even just playing in the sprinklers.

People. Sociology. Theatre, rock climbing, jazz music, computers. Graphix. Coolness.

Good times. Strong drinks. Love. Fun. Cats. Guitar. Technology. Movies. FOOD! Especially eating out food. Italian's my favorite. Flowers. Fields. Forests. Beauty. Oh, and funny stuff. I found this and couldn't stop laughing. It's evil.

I'd like to meet:

These days I've stopped caring. I don't want to meet anyone because I have a incurable magnetism towards evil. Evil, psycho, twisted, sado-masochistic, girls that are more interested in seeing how many people they can screw while dating someone than anything romantic. It sucks, but I think I'm becoming an old maid. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Music:

there isn't much I don't like. music tames the soul and expands the mind. (well, most music anyways...) Lately I've been focused on really depressing crap. Maybe that's just where my life is at right now. Who knows. I have a leaning towards metal/alternative/punk/ska but I also dig swing, pop, and some other miscellaneous stuff.

Movies:

My favorite movie of the moment is called Ella Enchanted. You know, Anne Hathaway, from the princess diaries. Two words for you. Yum and Yum. I think I'm in total love. It's a little (ok a lot) cheesy but as it would turn out, Anne Hathaway is not only a talented actress but she's also a singer and a dancer. That always grabs my respect. In the olden day before computers, in order to be a successful actor you had to be able to do all three. Act, Dance, AND Sing. These days, all you have to do is look stupid. Look at that idiot Vin Diesel. Proof positive. Anne Hathaway not only has my lust but my respect as well.
After that... Moulin Rouge, A Knight's Tale, The Princess Bride, Pirates of the Carribbean, Raise Your Voice, Shall We Dance, DareDevil, The Perfect Score, Vampires, and sadly, I still love The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Did I mention D.E.B.S.? Holy shit what a piece of crap movie but it's fucking fabulous. Girls running around in short skirt school girl outfits and the lead Good Girl Cop falls for the lead Bad Girl Villain. So, with a surprising twist it becomes a lesbian flick and totally caught me. It's way cheesy but if you can watch it all the way through once you'll fall in love.

Television:

Dammit. FINE. I admit it. I've been hooked by CSI. The original in Las Vegas. I can't help it! It's just AWESOME! Besides, maybe it will help me from getting caught next time I kill someone.... uh. right.

Books:

Basically any book that can help me escape from the realities of life for hours at a time. I hate life and I love to be distracted by the perfect/unreal lives of fantasy characters.
authors: Mercedes Lackey, Terry Brooks, Melanie Rawn
genre: fantasy fiction.

Heroes:

Is there such a thing? I guess the real heroes today are those who manage to stay honorable while the world around them doesn't. You know, the people who fight for true justice. (Not American justice which is no longer really about what's right but what's written.) Paramedics. Firefighters. Hell I don't know. It used to be my dad but as life would have it, he turned out to be an abusive lying prick who just enjoyed hurting me. Mom was worse. Sooooo, I don't look up to anyone anymore. I've always found myself let down.

My Blog

Im not Evil!!!

..> You Are 84% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! ..> How Evil Are You?...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

scorpio looks good this month.... *SMIRK*

So there you are playing cards with the planets. Venus, the dealer tosses you the queen of romance card but you can't use it until the 12th. So you prepare and get ready for the big day. You pick th...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

heh. imagine that....

Your Stripper Song Is Master and Servant by Depeche Mode"There?s a new gameWe like to play you seeA game with added realityYou treat me like a dogGet me down on my knees"Yawn, dancing is so borin...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

hidden beauty

You are the hidden beauty Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST

not moi.....

You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why sh...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:12:00 PST

How Fitting...

I am lost alone.Without her, there is no hope.Without hope, there is no reason.Without reason, why continue?Please. Let her come home.Now doesn't that sound just like every depressed teenager you've e...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:11:00 PST

FUCK VALENTINE'S!!! And Fuck You.

Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate m...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:09:00 PST

What does ur name mean???

J-Everyone loves you. (NOT!) E-your popular (Also a NOT! How came up with this shit?) S-People think you are so sexy. (Good. Point em out so I can meet em.) S-People think you are so sexy. (So just in...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:13:00 PST

OOOOO - Dis was neato... fill it out for me

Jess wants to know how you'd describe her - pick the five or six words from the list below that you think describe Jess the best.http://kevan.org/johari?name=Just%20Jess...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 02:01:00 PST

quizzy whizzies

Your element is Water: Understanding, intelligent, quiet and calm. You know who you are and no one can change that. Usually quiet but only because your listening, don't let anyone think you haven't go...
Posted by Jessica Rabbit on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:45:00 PST