Girls always fall in love right away and unlike most cats, I eat that stuff up like there's no tomorrow. I mean, I LOVE being loved... gets my motor running, know what I mean?On dudes, I'm not gay, but I found that most dudes are. I mean for me at least. They're all over me and I think mostly because I'm big. Soon as I walk in a room, the dudes are like. "Whoa. Who the heck is THAT?" They start running their hands all over my coat and talking baby talk. Dudes don't ever put up a front around me, they straight up start cooing and petting. Like I said, It's because I'm big. I weigh about 28 lbs. and I'm way bigger than a Jack Russel. Bigger than Rocky. That's the raccoon that lives in the hills above my lady's old house.
Check it out, I know this little cat look like me but it aint me. It's my cousin in the Philippines:
Speaking of my lady, that's the female human that owns me. Her name is Purrrrrfecta but I hear humans calling her Yvonne. Whatever. She's cool, she whistles and I come running from 2 blocks away. That whistle means she's put some salmon down and the fireplace is burning bright in a dark cozy room where she and I are about to chill with nothing else going on except her and me.Outside at night, up in these hills- it's Jurassic Park... monsters of all kinds that eat cats and small dogs. Yeah, I've seen it. I don't want to talk about it right now, but maybe soon someday, I'll put it in a blog. Shoot now I'm sad. Miss my mom Kiki Odin Daley.
Update: We moved and I like the new pad but I'm getting bored, I need to find me a hot chick... if you know one- HOOK ME UP!!!! I like a little tail, no offense all you long tailed honeys, you're all beautiful but I wouldn't wanna end up getting teased about not having everything you do. Yes- this has happened to me in past relationships.