:: Phoebe Buffay :: Jennifer Coolidge :: Tim Burton :: Napoleon Bonaparte :: Experiment 626 :: People believing that they deserve what they get paid for :: People believing that life is too longANNOYING LIST! :: Forwarded messages about fictional curses and screwed-up scams [If you don't send this message to __ gazillions of bastards, you will die... Good am po! Meron na pong paraan para kumita ng pera ng madali. I-donate niyo kidneys niyo...] :: People sending these forwarded craps, except for my real personal friends :) Peace! You have the right to flood my inbox :) :: Strangers asking for comments [Dude, I'm not your highschool batchmate to crank me up to make you one. You may send me a comment, but don't expect me to write you one or even approve it. It would be unfair for my real friends] :: Strangers sending me comments, which I didn't request for, and asks to pay them a comment as well [Don't you have friends who wouldn't mind making you one? Maybe people who know you? So cheap and desperate to beg from a stranger, online mendicants!] :: Contemporary Lola Basyang's who make out stories involving me [Sorry. My friends are trustworthy, and I have never feared telling them my misadventures and failures in any aspect. Sumbong ka niya sa kin! Wahaha! :)] :: Spiders, especially the big hairy ones! [Tarantulas in pet shops, kahit gagambang bahay!] :: Webs [Of course, where do most of the spiders reside?!] :: Caterpillars :: Those who use "hellow poh" :: Backstabbers [Who would love one? Even those who have mastered and perfected the ancient art of backstabbing hate those who backstab them.] :: People who scolds you hardcore for some of your acts dahil "bad" daw at "concerned lang" daw sila. Then in a month span mababalitaan mo that they've been doing the same stuff. Ngingiti pa sila sa yo. [Hmmm... Jealousy... At least i wasn't as judgemental as they were :) In fact, nauna pa kami, late na kayo :P Kung nagsorry, ok na :)] :: Posers of any Kind + Online Identity Frauds [Those using other person's pictures to compensate for low self-esteem. Maging maganda lang daw kahit sa internet lang.] + Campus Frauds [Those wearing BLUE jackets, or GREEN apparels, or any campus specimen, who don't even go (or have gone) to nor even related to someone who goes to these schools, then claim (in very hard, cranky english, like grandma's crackers broken next to your ears, or while wearing cosmetics like that day would be their very funeral) to be studying in these schools. It's not where you've been studying, it's how you carry yourself. Be proud of your school and yourself.] + Starbucks Buck-less Customers [The ones who corrupt coffee tables outside the shop without plans of purchasing any product from the establishment. I pity those who come out the coffee shop to find their corner of paradise to pollute with tar and nicotine, while holding their valued cup or tumbler of caffeine, just to find these people sitting without orders. Mind you, some would even stretch the collagen of their skins to ignore these people with drinks which they have spotted, magpapatay-malisya pa, or kukunin yung basura ng kabila, or uupo dun sa mga empty yung tumblers para kunwari ubos na yung inorder nila! Haha :) Matawag lang na sosyal. In fairness to some, they sit there for a while just to rest their muscles from walking, then leave once they had their time.] + Offensive Liars [An anecdote: I had an afternoon coffee talk with a good friend of mine. We sat outside so we could smoke. There was this group who (won't describe them. magiging brutal lang ako. haha:) basta. so going back...) were also having coffee, but they never spoke a word. Instead, they went flashing their gadgets to each other, popped those ear plugs as they wore their big bangaw shades. Finally, someone cracked the silence. He said (in cranky english again "Hey, you know what? My family went to Boracay last summer. Nagulat nga ako kasi i was just sleeping then when my father woke me up, nasa hotel na kami sa Boracay." Another from their group spoke, "Talaga? Saan dun kayo nagstay?" He answered "Dun sa... ano ba yun... kasi ginising na lang ako ng dad ko, nakalimutan ko yung name. Basta sa... sa STATION A." Then the one who asked replied, "I see. Nagpunta rin kami dun last month, sa STATION C kami kasi puno na sa A. Dun dapat kami..." Then they popped their earphones again... tsk tsk... Though I can tolerate some lies (such as the anecdote. It's not offensive, indeed it's funny :))that promote uplifting of one's self esteem, I can never accept those lies made to destroy other's reputation or to ride with other's fame. + Title-droppers [Those who even haven't tried these brands or titles that they claim to have own or have been, from bags to bars to cars, except for those who really have one. You paid for it, flaunt it (in moderation :P)]