the secret |
The SecretOne day, one friend asked another,'How is it that you are always so happy?You have so much energy,and you never seem to get down.'With her eyes smiling, she said,'I know the Secret!''What se...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:11:00 GMT |
history as i know it |
..History 101 For those that don't know about history ... here is a condensed version:Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mounta...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:09:00 GMT |
must watch video |
Your friend wants to show you something at eBaum's World:"IMPORTANT!!! CNN 3 min video"IMPORTANT!!! CNN 3 min video should be mandatory viewing for every US citizenhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/wa...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:08:00 GMT |
wine and water |
To my friends who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlle...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:08:00 GMT |
very nice read |
A Birth Certificate shows that we were born A Death Certificate shows that we died Pictures show that we lived! I Believe. . Have a seat . . . Relax . . . and read this slowly. I believe -. . . Th...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:07:00 GMT |
helpful hints |
Did You Know? > > Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the> little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do it. > > Take your bananas apart when you ge...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:05:00 GMT |
holy day |
FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming East er and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christian...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:04:00 GMT |
fence |
Old Timer SexThis is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:03:00 GMT |
could have |
..The Hotel Bill Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... Husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:01:00 GMT |
funny |
How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off whileSlicing salami at work,He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMT |
