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Morning Wood

Murder is Wet...

About Me

I'm a tall weirdo. I like it when i see car accidents, and i once ate a mouse that saw too much. I get scared when there are thunderstorms, and once i passed out and shit all over my wedding dress. ACK! I think i am reincarnated from a hippie that died during Woodstock, because i often hear voices.

My Interests

Feet; snuff videos; whispering bad words to strangers; poop and caca; Reese Whitherspoon

I'd like to meet:

Fidel Castro; Aunt Jemima; Mindless Orphan (the rapper)

Music:

Trance and Hostile Rock

Movies:

Nazi Supermen are Our Superiors; Land Before Time, 1 - 50; Mickey Mouses Meltdown; Chapter Book: the New Odyssey

Television:

Saturday Night Live!

Books:

Cook Books, Prostitute Disposal for Geniuses

Heroes:

Ignacio Blooblack, Thunder Blinkstrum, Montana Max