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Jacks

It's a luscious mix of words and tricks that let us bet when you know we should fold. ~The Shins

About Me

My love is like bad medicine. I use the term "sassy" in professional settings every chance I get. Pepper spray is not my friend. I used to make a living baking naughty s; ask me about the for dykes. Every story I tell begins with "So I was a little drunk" and ends with "and that's how I almost got arrested." I love to travel. I am a smot-poking hippie on the inside but I drop bombs over Baghdad everyday from a tiny room in the Pentagon by pushing a big red button. Durka Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad. My other ride is your mom.

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Music:

There’s too much to list! My favorites are classic rock, alternative, hip-hop, 80’s pop and retro, oldies, and the newest addition to my list, gangster rap with gun noises in the background.Some names, in case you're into that kind of thing: Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan, The Doors, The Cure, Jesus and Mary Chain, Deftones, Nirvana, STP, Trapt, Incubus, Jimmy Eat World, Jet, Ash, Collective Soul, 311, Gin Blossoms, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Bad Religion, DMX, Local H, Tom Petty, Foo Fighters, Black Crowes, Snow Patrol, Chevelle, Garbage, The White Stripes, Coldplay, Ramones, Weezer, Depeche Mode, Tool/A Perfect Circle, New Order, The Roots, Tribe, Outkast, The Stills, Sublime, The Strokes.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Midnight in the Garden of Good & Evil, Usual Suspects, The Talented Mr. Ripley, High Fidelity, My Best Friend's Wedding, Almost Famous, Meet the Parents, A Few Good Men, Zoolander, Garden State, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, The Beach, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Donnie Darko, The Godfather, Scarface, My Cousin Vinny, Rushmore, The Cable Guy, Napoleon Dynamite, and the greatest of all time, Jaws (the shark doesn't look fake!)

Television:

Six Feet Under, The Family Guy, Will & Grace, South Park, Chapelle's Show, and anything on the Food Network. I also like stand-up: Mitch Hedberg, Dane Cook, and Chris Rock.

Books:

Books are cool.

Heroes:

Your Mom.

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Your tax dollars hard at work . . .

Funny stuff I found while not working at work.  Jenny, the first two are for you.  Delco Cat Toys Impersonal Trainer Lower Back Tattoo Remover Cork Soakers Colonel Angus (for the love ...
Posted by Jacks on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:49:00 PST